"I'll take a large coffee with room, please." If I had a dollar for every time that those words left my mouth, I would be a hell of a lot less poor than I am now. I've been an avid coffee drinker since middle school (starting young, I know). Now that I've hit college, my love for coffee has become a full-fledged addiction. I can attribute a large part of this to being a busy student who doesn't get nearly enough sleep. It would be wrong of me, however, to not give some credit, and a big thank you, to the girls who showed me that coffee is vital, addiction is to be embraced and that small town coffee shops are your best friend—the Gilmore Girls.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
If you admit the problem, does that make it less of a problem?
When somebody who doesn't know you asks if you like coffee
Asking if I like coffee is like asking a mouse if he liked cheese.
When you need it, you NEED it
Caffeine runs through our blood.
Warning: if you go a morning without, you may forget vital parts of your outfit
It takes at least a few cups to become a functioning human.
Once you've made this mistake, you will never try to function without it again
Need coffee for life.
Tip: If you bring us coffee, we will be your friend
We will accept coffee with open arms.
Sometimes, having to get a cup is almost more than you can handle
And right back to bed, thank you very much.
When you haven't had your coffee and you become this drama queen
Yes, not having my coffee first thing in the morning is the worst possible thing that that could happen!!!
Some people may judge
Don't try and change us.
But eventually, they learn to accept you
Just the coffee will do, thank you, Mr. Danes.
The only size you understand is "large"
Trying to serve me a small coffee? Oy, with the poodles already!
When you're desperate, you do what you gotta do
Don't judge what you do not understand.
There are just some people you can always count on to feed your addiction
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Some days, the coffee just isn't enough on its own
Gotta get through the day somehow.
It is more than acceptable to order your second coffee before you finish your first
Good coffee is good coffee. Period.
Every cup of coffee is to be finished completely.
Coffee is there for you when nobody else is
Diamonds? I'll take the brown stuff in the mug, please.
There is no such thing as "too much coffee"
I was just really excited about my one coffee, but yeah sure three works. too.
There is nothing that you love more than coffee
The love is just overwhelming.
