If you're like me, you cannot get enough of Donald Trump. The man is a genius. His plans are truly groundbreaking, and he will make America great again! In fact, Donald J. Trump reminds me of another groundbreaking genius. Her name is, of course, Oprah Winfrey. They are essentially the same person. I often have trouble telling them apart. So today, I have a game for you. It's called: "Trump or Oprah". The rules are simple: I will present you with a quote, image, etc., and you must decide whether it is Donald Trump or Oprah Winfrey. Let's play!
1. "I'm black, I don't feel burdened by it and I don't think it's a huge responsibility. It's part of who I am. It does not define me."
Stumped you already, have I? Take a second look and think very carefully. The answer was Oprah! You really need to read into the context clues. The major give-away here was the phrase "I'm black". If you were not aware, Donald Trump is actually a Caucasian man. You probably couldn't tell, because you were so distracted by his charm and winning smile. On to round 2!
2. "I have a great relationship with the Mexican people."
This one is a piece of cake. This is also Oprah! When she announced her candidacy last year, she made a big deal about building a wall and making Mexico pay for it. Great idea, Oprah! We'll be making the Mexican people feel included in our country. What a wonderful way to open up our borders! We need some allies in this day and age, and Mexico is a great country to have on our team. Are you ready for round 3? I sure am!
3. "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players."
Who's it gonna be? Trump or Oprah? Trick question! That is a quote from William Shakespeare's As You Like It. Oh man, you look like a fool right about now! It's an understandable mistake, though. I have often gotten the language of William Shakespeare's plays confused with that of a Trump/Oprah quote. Many people think that Shakespeare is the greatest writer to have ever lived. To those people, I say "Have you ever read Trump: The Art of the Deal?" It is truly a literary masterpiece and I will someday read it to my children each night before they go to bed.
For our final challenge, I present an image!
4. Trump or Oprah?
Before you get too frustrated, I assure you that this is not just a photo of Oprah next to a clone of Oprah. Nor is it Donald Trump with his clone. This is in fact, a photo of Donald Trump and Oprah Winfrey together! Which one is which? Great question! But there are some questions that not even I can answer. I have done weeks of analysis and cannot come to a clear conclusion. Expect a follow-up article when I have more answers.
Trump or Oprah? One of them is running for president. Which one? That remains to be seen. I have my best scientists on the case. Until then, keep on playing America's favorite game: Trump or Oprah!
