I write this article as I drink my third cup of coffee of the day. It's 7:00 p.m. and the coffee is not decaf. Many would not suggest this amount of intake, but this is just another day in my life. I live as a coffee addict, and coffee is not just a beverage: it's a lifestyle. Here's 15 things about my beloved coffee that I know to be true.
1. You're motivated to get out of bed in the morning solely because you will get to drink coffee.
2. Mochas and lattes are not coffee; coffee is coffee.
3. A coffee shop is a great place to do anything from homework to hanging out to contemplating life.
4. You will claim you are broke but then you will spend two bucks on coffee, no problem.
5. It's the worst when coffee makes you jittery but doesn't give you any energy.
6. Decaf isn't even an option. Coffee without caffeine doesn't make sense.
7. You have rewards cards to at least five different coffee shops.
8. And that free rewards coffee tastes so much sweeter.
9. Coffee is an incentive to get anything done: coffee = motivation.
10. Your order is always a grande or venti; tall isn't in your vocabulary.
11. You're not a coffee snob, you don't have particular blend you have to have, and honestly you can't really tell the difference.
12. You like the bitter taste, and likewise you probably like dark chocolate more than milk chocolate.
