This generation cannot deny the booty. It is the singular part of the body that can beckon you with one move. In honor of the booty, I present you with the 10 Best Butts of Broadway.
10. Neil Patrick Harris
Can someone say daaaamn! Not only is Neil Patrick Harris an amazing actor, but who knew he could rock heels like this? Strutting his stuff and dropping it like it’s no one's business has earned him some serious rear recognition. Shake those little hips, hot stuff!
9. Alan Cummings
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to the beauty that is this living legend. Setting the super sexy standard as everyone’s favorite Emcee, Mr. Cummings is going to keep the fans flocking all his life with that tight tushie. Peek-a-boo never looked like so much fun!
8. Laura Bell Bundy
That booty has got to be illegal! This banging behind is making wish I knew how to bend and snap.
7. Patina Miller
Honey, there can’t be more magic to do, you have cast a spell on all of us with that fine booty. I’m sure you left many Broadway goers sexually confused as you spread your magic all over that stage. You are just too fabulous, baby!
6. Megan Hilty
You been working 9 to 5 on that butt? I don’t think I’ve seen anything this wickedly popular since defying gravity. I guess it's true, blonds do have more fun!
5. Jonathan Groff
Look at that royal rump! We should be the ones bowing down to that kicking caboose! His royal highness has started an awakening in me that has landed him at number five on this caboose countdown. Let’s just say, you’re my favorite subject, my loyal royal subject.
4. Betsy Struxness
You are starting some kind of a revolution in me! This tall blond is blinding me with her banging behind. You could have knocked them dead with one peek of that tight tush and ended that war.
3.The Cast of Newsies
Let’s all hail to the Kings of New York! This fit group of men has got the booty meter going off the scale. I’ll buy anything you boys are selling. Seize the day, am I right? My only regret is that I don’t have enough hands for all of these banging butts.
2. Daren Criss
I’m sure I speak for us all when I say “I’ll hold that for you.” Mr. Supermegafoxyawesomehot himself can strut his way around my dreams any day. That banging butt has danced its way into the hearts of Broadway fans since before he brought it to Broadway. If you fall asleep with this fox on your mind at night don’t worry, cause baby you’re not alone cause I’m right there with you!
1. Arron Tveit
Here lies the holy grail! I would follow this fine Fierro till the end of Oz. That tantalizing tush has made its way into more Broadway dreams than Danny Zuko. His hot ass could have earned its place at number one with this gif alone. Keep those dance moves coming!
We all know there are just too many banging booties that grace the Broadway stage for us to name. I would gladly sit here for hours and browse the rocking rumps of Broadway but we would be here forever. I can name a few tushies that will be in my dreams tonight. Can you say the same?
