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Top 8 Funniest UW Madison RateMyProfessor Comments

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Top 8 Funniest UW Madison RateMyProfessor Comments
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8. "Avoid him like the plague"

"terrible, exam questions are random and very difficult for an intro to psych class. would avoid him like the plague" Written for Psychology 202 professor Benjamin Dykman

7. "[He] should [...] diagnose himself"

"Caton should use DSM-IV to diagnose himself, i think he would find out that he suffers from a narcissistic personality disorder." Written for Psychology 202 professor Caton Roberts

6. "He's a bro"

"Big fan of this dude. Super chill, has been doing it for years. Really easy course (Nutr132) when I took it. Practice exams are clutch, utilize them. He's an old guy that understands you're in college so he's a bro about relatively everything. Overall, he's a great teacher and people who argue against that probably didn't show up to class ever." Written for Nutritional Science 132 professor Pete Anderson

5. "You've got no chance man"

"you've got no chance man" Written for Chemistry 103 professor Linda Zelewski

4. The ponytail guy

"The best part about this class was the guy with the ponytail who did the cool experiments." Written for Chemistry 103 professor Edwin Sibert

3. Pain = Gain

"60 minutes into her wonderful 75-minute power lectures, I begin to think that drilling a hole in my head is not really that unpleasant of an alternative to sitting through this class." Written for Computer Science 367 professor Deb Deppeler

2. "Foreign Curve Destroyers"

"Cool class, cool professor. Just don't take it in the summer. My summer class had 20 students, at least 10 of which were international. 20% of the class receives an A, so good luck trying to be top 4 among those notorious Foreign Curve Destroyers. I walked away with an AB." Written for Econ 101 professor Elizabeth Kelly

1. "Sounds like a seagull choking"

"she has easy tests, but her lectures are quite dull. Her voice isnt very conducive toward sleeping during lectures, though because it sounds like a seagull choking on a plastic soda ring. Apples instead of x's get very annoying too. She reminds me of the witch in Sword in the Stone" Written for Calculus 222 professor Shirin Malekpour

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