You are walking on campus, listening to the chattering of birds and squirrels fighting. Suddenly, an instinct, the most primal in nature, hits. You need to poop! But oh god, your dorm is ten minutes away and you can't wait that long. Don't worry! I've got you covered. Here are the top 6 places to go #2 on campus.
Elliot Hall of Music
I am here to reveal a huge secret. I am not talking about the porcelain thrones you find right outside the auditorium, but the restrooms in the basement level of Elliot. It is the perfect environment for a relaxing number 2, with no one but maybe a few marching band kids.
4th Floor of HSSE
HSSE Library is already a library with low foot traffic. One of the most peaceful poops I've ever had was on the 4th floor of the HSSE library. In total, besides the librarian, there were maybe three other people on that entire floor.
Purdue Memorial Union First Floor
The women's bathroom on the first floor of Purdue Memorial Union is spacious and surprisingly not that busy. The bathroom stalls are very spacious. My favorite part, however, is that the toilets are not self-flushing.
Lawson Computer Science Building Basement Bathroom
Lawson has many great places to go, however, in the basement of Lawson, there is a secret throne room. Very private and clean.
Beering Hall
Beering Hall is a massive building, which means there are numerous bathrooms.
Krach Fourth Floor Bathroom
Krach is a newer building and the bathrooms are also newer. The stalls themselves are larger and very clean. It is the perfect place to go after studying in Krach.
