As Carrie Bradshaw once said, “I don’t pick the wrong guys… They pick me.” What Carrie didn’t mention are the universal warning signs of “a wrong guy.” When red flags are thrown, it is your job to stay away. No woman likes a man who disrespects his mother or is rude to the waiter. And while this has been true since the beginning of mankind; the deal breakers of today are what’s important. Because let’s be honest. If, “I’m not a big reader” is followed up with, “all girls are the same,” – odds are you can do better.

1. He says, “I’m not a dog person.”

2. He boosts his ego through sharing an unsolicited list of his high school accomplishments.

3. He uses a hover board as a legitimate form of transportation.

4. He identifies as a “Sneakerhead,” and his collection includes a spectrum from Osiris to Air Jordans.

5. He’s a social media delinquent – responsible for a weekly #WomanCrushWednesday on Instagram and grammatical nightmares on Twitter.

6. He plans on voting for Hillary Clinton.

7. He intentionally grows any facial hair that falls under the category of lamb chops, a soul patch or a chinstrap.

8. His aspirations include making it big in the competitive eating industry.

9. His idea of a solid first date involves the drive-thru at Sonic.

10. He is inclined to slap every door frame, basketball net, etc. in vertical jumping distance and yell “Kobe!” while tossing out trash.

11. He plays “Stitches” by Shawn Mendes when you hand him the aux.

12. His favorite recreational activities include any of the following: vaping, bird watching or parkour.

13. He is obsessed with conspiracy theories.

14. He drives a Hybrid.

15. He wears jorts (jean shorts), groufits (gray on gray outfits), or cut-off sweatpants.

16. He refers to John Cena as “an American hero.”

17. He refuses to try sushi or froyo – or anything that is not a burger.

18. He believes the peak of cinematography is a tie between "American Pie" and "Sharknado."

19. He quotes DJ Khaled on a regular basis.

20. He is a participant of the #MyCalvins movement... and he's not Justin Bieber.