Mother's Day is the day to celebrate mothers and appreciate all the hard work they do for us. Well, this year, I'd like to celebrate the moms who go out of their way...with their humor. Being a mom is hard work and is best done with a measure of humor, so it's only fitting to celebrate Mom's holiday with honest quotes from funny moms. I, along with the help of asking around, have found some of the funniest quotes I had to share.
1. "Brooke, you lie like a rug!" — Brooke Tousley
2."Jesus Christ, Noel, your feet look like ping pong paddles." — Noël Scheuerman
3. "One time my mom took my knowledge of the existence of Zippo lighters as undeniable proof that I was involved in illicit substances." — Zane Dean
4. "My mom said she was putting an alarm on the back door in case my sister sneaks out. I asked her why she didn't do that for me, and with a dead serious face, she said, 'Tori, you never had friends.'" — Tori Sandoval
5. "My mom got a little upset at me because I didn't want to wear revealing clothing. She doesn't want me to be ashamed of my body." — Cheyenne Underwood
6. "Ricardo, did you know your girlfriend was 4 years old when she fell in love with the lobster tail shell at Red Lobster, so she took the thing home, laid down a napkin and slept next to it, and in the middle of the night she started screaming bloody murder." — Gabrielle Arevalo
7. "Shut the door! You are letting the Wi-Fi out!" — Twitter user
8. "My mom was filing her nails, and my brother said, 'Can you stop, I don't like that sound,' and my mom said, 'Then close your eyes! We all just stopped for a second to process that little gem.'" — Katie Gregory
9. "My best friends and I were always together, and we never had boyfriends in high school, so my mom started thinking I liked girls, so my mom had 'the acceptance talk' with me. I am pretty sure I looked like a deer in headlights." — Briana Ellison
10. "Tanya, if you keep reading you'll become stupid!" — Tanya Gutierrez
11. "My mom told me when I was little that it was illegal to have the windows down on the freeway, when really she just hated the outside noises. So for about half my life, I thought it was against the law and she never said a word." — Brooke Tousley
12. "You look like a ragamuffin!" — Maygen Tousley
