College is a place where new things happen and new challenges emerge. With new challenges comes new vices. Here are ten sins you can commit in a dorm.
1. Taking other peoples' clothes out of the dryer when they aren’t dry.
There is a special place in hell for people who do this.
2. Burning popcorn.
The popcorn button on the microwave does not work ... and now your whole floor will suffer the consequences for your actions.
3. Blasting music in the shower so the whole world can hear.
But the acoustics are fantastic! Be that as it may, we still can't sleep because you're informing us that girls rule the world. We already know. Thanks.
4. Leaving food crumbs in the lounge.
Say hello to my little friends, Mr. Mice and Mr. Roach.
5. Throwing up in the hallway or the bathroom.
Ah, Thirsty Thursdays ...
6. Forgetting to flush the toilet.
You're the worst type of person. No comment.
7. Washing dirty Ramen dishes in the bathroom sink.
There is nothing I love more than seeing soggy noodles as I brush my teeth.
8. Screaming down the hallway to your friends.
Indoor voices, people.
9. Dumping someone else’s clean clothes on the laundry room floor.
There is an even deeper spot in hell for people like you.
10. Leaving hair globs in the shower.
Locks of love do not take donations from the shower drain.
11. Having long, dramatic phone conversations in the stairwell where everyone can hear you.
We get it, you have problems. We all have problems, but we do not need an audience to vent about them. Sometimes I wonder if people strategically go to the hallway to fight on the phone, drama queens.
College is a great time to upset all the people living around you, but for everyone's sake, please don't.































