The debates can end, because the answer is here.
10. Natty
Beer that's been watered down with shame and poor life choices. It tastes like college, in more ways than one.
9. Keystone
Sorry Keith Stone/Ray Velcoro's illegitimate son, Keystone tastes just as bad as Natty. But the Keystone orange cans provide a ray of hope that Natty doesn't. With every attempt to find an orange can, Keystone allows you to dream that one day you'll be in a better place, drinking better beer.
Hope is a good thing, Red.
8. PBR
Pabst Blue Ribbon sounds like it should be a good beer, so when it ends up tasting like Keystone from a cooler can, it's doubly disappointing.
7. Rolling Rock
Like water that has expired, but cheaper.
6. Busch
The best of the worst—beer's tallest midget.
5. Bud Light
There's no reason I should describe Bud Light when the best rant on it has already been done.
4. Budweiser
Even though it's #4 in the taste, it's #1 in our hearts. The American flag cans alone increase Patriotism nationwide by 178 percent. Their puppy commercials taught me the real meaning of friendship. That's what really matters.
3. Coors
Generally known for being cold, so they have that going for them.
2. Miller Lite
Miller Lite probably tastes the exact same as Coors and Bud Light, but the throwback white labels are awesome.
That looks like Milwaukee's Best got a makeover.
This can looks like drinking it will make me cool. Drinking Miller is like wearing a snapback of a baseball team from a different city that you don't watch. It makes me feel better about myself. Perception is reality.
1. Yuengling
This is probably cheating. I don't know if Yuengling should even be eligible for this list, but Yuengling captures tradition and manhood without tasting like urine. That's impressive.
