The Greek community here at the University of Toledo is one of my favorite things that I have ever been involved with. With just under 10 percent of rockets in Greek life, it seems like everyone knows everyone somehow. After being involved in the Greek community for close to a year now I feel like I can correctly place each character from "The Office" with each fraternity or sorority here at UT.
Phi Kappa Psi and Pi Beta Phi: Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly.
I know this sounds very bias since I am a Phi Psi and Jim is probably the best character followed up by his wife Pam, but hear me out. Jim and Pam are married and have two kids and a lot of Phi Psis and Pi Phis date. People get mad about the love affair (looking at you Dwight and Toby) that they have together, #PiPhiPsi. This is the perfect fit for these two.
Sigma Phi Epsilon: Andy Bernard
Always dresses super nice, really funny guy, normally does something that you scratch your head at and ask yourself, “What is he thinking?” or “Why would he ever do that.” Andy Bernard is a SigEp.
Kappa Delta: Kelly Kapoor
If you don’t see Kelly Kapoor yelling, "We are the Kappa Deltas, we are the ones for you, we are the Kappa Deltas, Don't You Want to Be a KD Too?!" Go re-watch the show and try again.
Pi Kappa Alpha: Stanley Hudson
Chi Omega: Erin Hannon
The girl that decides to go home and watch Netflix the most. Decides to rebel once (quits her job and stays in Florida) and then right away second guesses her rebellion and goes back to bed.
Delta Delta Delta: Karen Filippelli
Can be friends with anyone, can also hold grudges for the rest of time. Karen Filipelli would be the Tri Delt you don't want to mess with in the back alleys of U Hall, but would also be the girl that you want to take home to mom at the same time. P.S she might steal your man.
Pi Kappa Phi: Darryl Philbin
Darryl would take over Songfest as a freshman, do it for four years, play piano and also sing. The man would go into the Songfest Hall of Fame. Pi Kapp lives and breathes Songfest, tell me Darryl isn’t a Pi Kapp and I will show you a liar.
Alpha Xi Delta: Meredith Palmer
Does her own thing, doesn’t care what everyone else thinks, shows up to work hungover/still high from the night before without underwear on and proudly shows everyone. But is also the girl that will bring you the most bomb cookies you will ever have.
Kappa Delta Rho: Creed Bratton
Creed straight up scares the crap out of me; KDR also scares the crap out of me. Sorry guys but I don’t really know any of you and you seem scary to me. You have great chicken bowls, though.
Alpha Sigma Phi: Kevin Malone
Every time I think of Kevin I think of the time he dropped the chili and basically rolled in it like a dog rolls in mud. I could just see an Alpha Sig doing this.
Alpha Chi Omega: Angela Martin
Takes her job way too seriously. Flirts with maybe a few different people, and marries the guy she wanted the whole time. She also loves cats way too much.
Theta Chi: Toby Flenderson
Toby would finally find his people at Theta Chi. They would all be in HR and talk about how stupid their co-workers are.
Alpha Omicron Pi: Holly Flax
Really goofy girl, you’ll make a yo mamma joke and Holly the AOPi will come back at you with a better one. You will never be bored with Holly the AOPi as she will always be finding something fun to do.
Triangle: Dwight Schrute
Dwight would want to be a Pike at first when they dirty rush him but ends up a Triangle so he can be the President without anyone running against him. Gaining power by the end of the day, he walks into an IFC meeting and gets booed out the door.
Delta Phi Epsilon: Phyllis Vance
She will beat you up to be the boss of the party planning committee; every girl in the chapter wants to be in charge of it. Brings snacks to meetings and won’t stop talking about the guy she is in love with.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon: Bob Vance
Bob Vance has a girl that won’t shut up about him, she is very deeply in love with him. But people just don’t get it. SAE have girls fall in love with them, and you ask yourself why? But the SAEs don’t care, they love the girl right back.
Phi Sigma Rho: Jo Bennett
The boss of the company that comes around who everyone is scared of. I could see the Phi Rho rolling around with two big dogs around campus not wanting to be messed with by anyone.
Fiji: Michael Scott
Mark Parker and Michael Scott would be best friends as they go around yelling “USA! USA! USA!” slamming PBR down. Well, Mark slams it, Michael takes a sip and throws up, gasping for air and tells the camera “I am dying.”
