It has long been debated by countless scholars across the nation: what is the best theme for parties and exchanges? There are many many solid choices but, in this scholar's humble opinion, nothing compares to the original frat party: the Toga party.
We've all seen Animal House, and if you're lucky you've attended one of these legendary events yourself. That should be all the proof you need to know of the superiority of the Toga theme. But since the entire population is not educated, I have taken it upon myself to break it down.
Toga's are both comfortable and sexy All a toga consists of is a bed sheet wrapped strategically wrapped around one's body. Using a careful folding technique, last week's bedding becomes an incredible way to show off your gym gains and impeccable chest hair (or your curves) while still protecting your modesty. Additionally, the loosely wrapped sheet breathes well and will keep you cool while you dance the night away in the packed party house. Its the perfect combo.Your dance moves and drinking game abilities will be increased
All too often at themed parties, one's costume gets in the way and restricts your ability to pull off a backflip on the dance floor or tugs on your arm while trolling people in beer pong, and causes you to miss the shot. But if you're wearing a toga, these issues evaporate. Because of the toga's ingenious design, the arms are completely uninhibited and the skirt-like aspect means your legs are free to do what they wish. Toga parties get taken to the next level because the dance moves are better and the beer games are extra exciting.
It gives girls an excuse to wear headbands
Its a well known fact that girls love headbands. Every single girl wears one at music festivals and the Toga party is a perfect excuse for them to throw one on. Girls can wear gold bands and laurels and look awesome and feel awesome in them. When girls have that extra confidence at parties, the vibe is even better.
Wine is the drink of choice Science has yet to determine why wine is the best beverage to consume at parties but I think it is because, despite the low cost, it still seems classy, and it comes in bags. Wine is delicious and can be drunk out of goblets and chalices, which is awesome. For some reason, it's sophisticated to drink wine and pretend to be ancient Romans and Greeks. Those guys got it right two thousand years ago and now we're continuing the fun they started.
Philosophers wore togas so you will make better decisions
Ever heard the saying, "look good play good"? That's pretty much the logic here. If you dress like Socrates then you might just say some really smart stuff and make a bunch of good decisions (or at least something close to this). Wins all around.
It's Tradition
The first college party I ever went to was a toga party, and it was one of the best nights of my life. It's the reason I decided to take the leap and rush. The Toga party should hold a special place in every good Greek's heart because it is the symbol of the fun we have and our dedication to tradition. From the old days of Animal House to this Saturday and beyond, Fraternities will host toga parties and they will be the best events of the year. It's the party our parents went to, its the party we go to, and its the party our children will go to. It's a tradition that will live on and make Greek Life the best life for years to come.
