Let's be real, this relationship has blurred lines that would make Robin Thicke jealous.
1. The time she fixed your life.
When your phone decides to play a relentless game of hide and seek, she's always available to call it (and crawl under your bed and into odd crevices to help find it). After all, it's not your fault iPhones grow legs and walk around when you're not looking.
2. When she sat outside the bathroom door and talked to you while you were in the shower so you didn't get lonely.
This will never get less weird, but sometimes the separation anxiety is just too much, and you need a pal. Besides, if you forget something, you don't have to make the life or death decision of 1) hobbling around in a towel or 2) doing a naked 50-yard dash for the soap ... It's only practical.
3. The time she cleaned your room for you because you were too busy.
It's practically her room anyways, since you spend every second together, but she had to wade through some serious dirty laundry for that — talk about a romantic gesture!
4. When she snuggled with you and watched Netflix all day because you "literally couldn't even."
Having her there makes you feel a little bit less of a complete and total bum (even though you should probably ... no, definitely ... start that paper).
5. On date night.
Yeah, you go on dates ... and honestly they're more romantic than any date a dude has to offer. The bar is set pretty freakin' high, boys. We do some quality romancing in our spare time.
6. That time she made you drunk food after a night out.
I don't know what it is about alcohol that makes us want to eat massive amounts of food (like an entire buffet ... all at once), but a Lunchable starts looking like a gourmet dinner, McDonald's starts sounding five-star, and she's always got the Easy Mac on hand. Plus, it tastes even better because it was made with love! (And because you're really drunk).
7. When she helps you put the sheets on your bed.
Arguably one of the hardest solitary tasks in the world, but when you do it together, you magically transform into the entire cast of "Sound of Music" throwing pillows everywhere.
8. That time she supported you marrying an inanimate object (it happens to the best of us).
9. When she compliments you just to make you feel special and important.
Remember that time your jeans didn't make you look "too fat" ... thanks for that.
10. She gets you in your pajamas when you've had a little too much to drink.
And you always wake up lookin' fine, fresh and fierce (Cue background music: "Fergalicious").
As somebody very wise once said, "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
