After multiple jokes have been made about “eating Tide Pods,” parents have immediately taken caution about whether their little ones could possibly get into it. Truth is, the joke is aimed towards adults and teens. Honestly, it is just a temporary punch line for numerous memes spreading across all social media platforms.
These are 10 things I would rather do than eat a Tide Pod.
1. Visit North Korea
Sounds safe, right?
2. Eat Hardee’s
Honestly, I don’t know how they stay open.
3. Kill a roach by myself
Well… Maybe...
4. Step on Legos
It would probably still hurt less than what a Tide Pod would do to your body.
5. Eat black licorice
Worst candy EVER.
6. Catch my pinky toe on the corner of furniture
Instant pain, but better than eating a Tide Pod.
7. Eat with people who smack their food
Do they not hear themselves after a while or what?
8. Scratch a chalkboard
Goosebumps.
9. Squeeze lemon juice in a cut
I would never do this on purpose.
10. Not eat a Tide Pod
Sorry, Tide Pod lovers.
11. Touch wet food while washing dishes
Disgusting.
12. Drive behind someone going 30 mph under the speed limit
Road rage, or Tide Pods?
13. Watch "Sharknado"
It's so bad it's funny.
14. Workout at 5 a.m.
There are other hours in the day for that, but I would do it before I ate a Tide Pod.
If you have no idea what is going on with the Tide Pod craze lately, look it up and watch videos, it will surprise what people are doing with their time.