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20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday

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Kylee Pearl

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20 Thoughts Every Girl Has While Watching 'The Bachelor' Every Monday

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I don't care what anybody says, "Bachelor" Monday's are what help me get through the week. It's the one shining light in my otherwise dull and boring life. I get to forget about my own problems, drink wine, and watch girls fight for a man they have no emotional attachment to.

The show is mystical and magical and downright terrible but I wouldn't have it any other way. And if you know, you know.

Here are a few thoughts everyone has while watching one guy date a bunch of girls each week.

1. I could totally be on this show.

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I just have to get 20 pounds thinner and 10 times cuter and we're good to go.

2. I could never be on this show.

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I like pasta and not confronting my feelings, so never mind.

3. Why do they never eat the food?

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No one eats on the one-on-one dates. NO ONE.

4. How are they all so fit?

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Let's be real, they are all way too attractive.

5. If someone took me up in a helicopter, I would kiss him.

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Just looking for a man who would take me on a helicopter ride. Please and thank you.

6. I wonder what my limo entrance would be...

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Maybe not a box of dead butterflies.

7. He's so hot.

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They never pick an ugly man, that's all I'm sayin'.

8. That chick is crazy.

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Who you may ask? All of them.

9. Honestly, if I was there I'd just drink and have a good time.

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Free drinks all day, every day. I repeat, free drinks.

10. Wow, that kiss happened fast.

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But so does everything in this godforsaken show, so who am I to judge?

11. How could he send HER home?

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I get emotionally attached to these girls. You can't just send them home willy-nilly.

12. Where can I find a man that will take me on extravagant dates and wear suits and have a six pack?

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*cough cough* Where you at home boy?

13. Are we really going there?

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Yep.

14. This is so stupid.

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Why am I devoting 3 hours every week to watch girls fight over a dude they barely know just to get a dead flower and a ring they don't pay for?

15. Awww

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Ok, ok, it's cute sometimes...

16. I love this. I love everything about this.

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I'm here. I'm committed.

17. This is fake.

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Almost as fake as the boobs.

18. Oh no, she actually really likes him.

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Abort. Abort.

19. What?

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This sh** cray.

20. They're going to paradise.

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Can't wait. BIP is the best thing to come out of this whole franchise.

Is this a terrible show? Yes. Does it give people an unrealistic representation of love and relationships? Hell yes. Will I still watch it every day for as long as they give it to me? You bet your sweet pippy.

'The Bachelor' is a lifestyle, a commitment, a way of being apart of something bigger than myself. (Don't judge.)

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Grab your friends and some cheap rosé, it's Monday.

1. I could totally be on this show.

2. I could never be on this show.

3. Why do they never eat the food?

4. How are they all so fit?

5. If someone took me up in a helicopter, I would kiss him.

6. I wonder what my limo entrance would be...

7. He's so hot.

8. That chick is crazy.

9. Honestly, if I was there I'd just drink and have a good time.

10. Wow, that kiss happened fast.

11. How could he send HER home?

12. Where can I find a man that will take me on extravagant dates and wear suits and have a six pack?

13. Are we really going there?

14. This is so stupid.

15. Awww

16. I love this. I love everything about this.

17. This is fake.

18. Oh no, she actually really likes him.

19. What?

20. They're going to paradise.

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

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Email the professor

Attend the first class

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