1. "It's only three days... 72 hours... 4,320 minutes... TOTALLY doable!!"
You hear someone mention how they lost five pounds in three days, and so can you cause it will be "SO easy". PSH, silly, silly girl.
2. "The bathroom is my new best friend, I guess. Time to go! AGAIN."
The amount of fluids you will drink is unlike ever before, so you're gonna have to go, a lot.
3. *Tries to convince self* " I LOVE KALE!"
No. No, you don't love Kale.
4. "Okay but if I just eat one slice of pizza tonight, it's still a cleanse right?"
You know the answer, but you also know you still have another day left of this and you can just cleanse away the pizza tomorrow... right? That's how that works?
5. "FOOOOOOD!!!"
Enough said.
6. "NO, I can't come out tonight. Why? I will literally eat anything and everything in sight. I'm dangerous. Don't let me out of the house thanks, bye."
7. "Is this really worth it though... like I think my fridge misses me."
You know in just a day you're gonna look and feel amazing, but your stomach growling is louder than the scale at this point.
8. "Wait, am I almost done... I'm kind of awesome..."
Two meals left and then you're done. You're truly a model of health.
9. " I actually did it! Okay, I should probably keep up the healthy lifestyle now. First I'll have a victory cake. Hey, I deserve it!"
Well. There goes that.