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17 Thoughts You Have At The Gym

The gym is torture, I know.

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17 Thoughts You Have At The Gym
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Going to the gym is the definition of a love/hate relationship. It's a process. Do people actually enjoy going? Not only do you have to leave your house and put a bra on, but then after you get home, you have to shower and add more clothes to your dirty laundry pile. It takes time from your day – it's almost 2016, why can't we just order a healthy/fit body online? Regardless, most people do go to the gym and I don't know about you, but these thoughts cross my mind every time I go.

1. "This is ridiculous. This is torture. Why am I here?"


2. "I hope I don't see anyone I know."

3. "How do I use this machine? I think I'll wait for someone else to use it so I can watch. There's so many people here. I don't want to look stupid."

4. "My phone is on less than 15 percent. What am I going to do if it dies? Why didn't I charge it? How do I work out if I can't listen to music and stalk people on social media?"



5. "Spring Break, Spring Break...I'm going to look great, keep running. Spring Break body, here I come."

6. "Since I'm working out, I can get a Big Mac after this...right?"



7. "I can't breathe! Someone help! I can't do this anymore. Why does time go by more slowly when you're on a treadmill?!"



8. "How is this grandma running faster than me? How does she run on 5.6? I can't go faster than 4...I wonder if she comes in everyday? How am I sweating more than her?"

9. "I am so sweaty. I'm leaving sweat marks on every machine. Sorry people. Ew, are people leaving their sweaty germs on all the machines too?"

10. "I'm going to have to cut this sports bra off, I'm so sweaty."

11. "Am I skinny yet? I just did 15 crunches and ran for 30 minutes...Should I cut my fat off? Why is this not working?"

12. "I'm too hungover to be here. Why did I drunkenly eat that whole pizza last night? I'm going to puke."

13. "Why does that girl look like she's going to prom? I don't trust girls who come to the gym with their hair and make-up done. I look like a mess...She's looking at me...I wonder if she's judging me too."

14. "Is everyone in here holding in a fart right now or is it just me?"

15. "Squatting is complete torture. My back hurts, my whole body hurts. I hope I'm doing this right. The butt, I need the butt."


16. "I got here 20 minutes ago, will the workers judge me if I leave already? What if they make a comment? I need an excuse...actually I can run out when they're not looking. Good plan, god, I'm so smart."

17. "Ugh, I can't skip tomorrow. I need this. Victoria Secret Fashion show, here I come. I am going to look great, every boy is going to want me."


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