When we last left our dear friends at Litchfield Penitentiary, our inmates that we have grown to adore were swimming in a lake beyond the missing fences, Alex was trapped in a bad situation in the greenhouse after weeks of paranoia (not really surprising), the original guards had called it quits (also not surprising) and a lot of new inmates were arriving to their new home.With that being said, we can finally welcome Season 4 of "Orange Is The New Black". It's been an entire year. Now it's time to breakdown this new season. Here are just a few of the thoughts that I had during the premiere.
P.S. Spoilers ahead.
1. It's back! It's finally back! I've waited an entire year for this.
2. Wait, how long is this intro? Was it always this long? Maybe I'll skip ahead...
3. Kinda catchy though isn't it? "The animal, the animal..."
3. Ahhhh Lichfield I've missed you and your lesbian-action ways so much. Good to be home.
4. Okay - do I remember everyone's name?
5. Wait, what happened at the end of season three?
6. Ahh, yes, they all got out through the fence and went to the lake. Good times, good times.
7. But like, how are they still at the lake?
8. Nope, just kidding they are all reporting back.
9. Wait, crazy eyes, where are you going with other crazy girl I cannot remember her name?
10.Guess Crazy Eyes is running to the hills...
11. OMG ALEX, GURL WHAT YOU DOING.
12. Truthfully, I wasn't expecting this to go dark so soon, but I think I kinda like it.
13. But like how do you not know a prison guard goes missing, let alone gets killed?
14. You know, Lolly kind of resembles Ellen DeGeneres now that I look at her.
15. LOLLY-ELLEN WHY ARE YOU KILLING PEOPLE THAT'S NOT BEING KIND TO ONE ANOTHER.
16. Wait, they are going to do what to his body?
17. I mean honestly, I feel like I am being simultaneously entertained and educated on just how screwed up the world truly is. It’s bizarrely satisfying.
18.Wait, in the garden?
19. That certainly cannot be good for the vegetables.
20. Kudos to Alex though, this certainly won't mess with her psyche.
21. Lol, just kidding we all know it will.
22. It's her eyebrows, they are fierce enough to kill a man.
23. As usual Caputo is completely unaware.
24. Still love him tho.
25. Oh my God, there are so many new inmates now.
26. How I am going to remember all their names and story lines?
27. Like, I can barely remember the main characters.
28. I hope this Judy King isn't going to try and become the new Red.
29. Lol, who am I kidding Red slays and is queen.
29. But King kinda has this Martha Stewart smile and overtly racist tone to her that I am kinda excited to see how this will unravel.
30. I can't even voice my annoyance about Piper this season.
31. Omg Piper stop talking. Snitches get stitches.
32. Or in this case, a branded Swastika.
33. I warned you, Piper.
34. I feel kinda bad for her though, that must of hurt.
35. But only kinda.
36. Omg Brooke and Poussey are so cute.
37. Like Prison girlfriend goals.
38. I hope that they last forever.
39. Oh yeah, Marello is married.
40. Good for stalker girl finding true love.
41. If she can find love, I think anyone can.
42. Her phone sex is kinda making me uncomfortable, though.
43. But then again what doesn't on this show.
44. Where is Ruby Rose when you need her.
45. She was everything. She was bae.
46. Speaking of missing people, WHERE TF IS BENNETT.
47. HE HAS GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
48. LIKE WHERE YOU AT.
49. This is why I have trust issues.
50. NICKY. MY GIRL WHAT IS GOOD.
51. Well, nothing really "good", she was in Max...
52. This reunion between her and Red is so cute, though.
53. Red is all of us in this scene seeing Nicky again.
54. Oh Nicky, girl, so much has happened you wouldn't even believe.
55. Like burying a prison guard in the garden.
56. Seriously, how have people not noticed yet?
57. This prison is so unorganized, you can bury people in gardens and no one will apparently notice.
58. And also smoke crack without anyone knowing.
59. What is this, children of the crack?
60. I don't know how to feel about these new guards, though.
61. Some of them are really hot, but also like really evil.
62. Which kinda makes them hotter.
62.The young naive guard is so adorable, though.
63. Look at him trying to take charge.
64.Like he reminds me of myself before I entered college.
65. So naive, and so young.
66. Healy can make every and all situations so uncomfortable.
67. Like yeah he hasn't had the greatest life, but like we have bigger problems going on right now.
68. Like you know, murder happening in the prison.
70. She just looks so terrible.
71. So thankful she got out of SHU.
72. I feel bad for crazy eyes, too.
73. Her flashback killed me.
74. These new CO's honestly make Pornstache look like a saint.
75. All these mid-evil punishments are sickening.
76. So hyped for this peaceful protest, though.
77. Because this prison honestly needs some peace.
78..POUSSSEY.
79. GET OFF HER,
80. SHE'S DYING.
81. OH MY GOD.
82. I'm shaking.
83. My heart is shattered.
84. This season has angered me, and tore my heart open.
85. I do actually feel bad for Bayley, I know he didn't mean to kill her.
86. BUT POUSSEY.
87. MY GIRL.
88. OH MY GOD, BROOKE.
89. This is so heartbreaking.
90. CAPUTO.
91. WHAT WAS THAT.
92. I TRUSTED YOU.
93. WE ALL TRUSTED YOU.
94. Ooohhh, it is so going to go down in this prison.
95. So fired up for this.
96. HE'S GOT A GUN.
97. OMG DAYA, GIRL, YES.
98. SHOOT HIM.
99. SHOOT THEM ALL.
100. I knew this would be a cliffhanger.
101. Of course it would be.
102. Because how else would they reel us back in for next year?
103. "next year".
*Sobs violently*
