When we were kids, St. Patrick’s Day was all about cute little leprechauns, four leaf clovers, and coloring rainbows that led to a pot of gold. But now that we’re older, and more importantly are in New York, St. Patty’s Day has a different feel to it.
1. “Wow, this parade is so festive. I am literally the most culturally aware person I’ve ever been at this very moment.”
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2. “It’s 10 a.m. At least I think it’s 10 a.m., and yet I’m almost positive that person is hurling.”
3. “OK, well. I’m still culturally aware.”
4. “After work/class I am going to get turnt!”
5. “After a nap, of course.”
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6. “Oh, gosh, 10 p.m. already. Maybe I should just stay home and watch Netflix?”
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7. “But the people screaming outside sound like they are just having the best time ever.”
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8. “I am doing it! After all, I am a grad student; it’s not like I’m an undergraduate anymore. I’m responsible now.”
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9. “Shots!”
10. “Oh, God. That was not a good decision.”
11. “But karaoke…”
12. “Posh ain’t got sh*t on me.”
13. “3 a.m. already? But… but… I’m not ready to leave.”
14. “This bartender is seriously getting rude with me.”
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15. “No, you need to go home. Gosh.”
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16. “What even is a cab? Will someone help me with this Uber app, please?”
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17. “I am so hungry…. Taco Bell?”
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18. “Why TF is Taco Bell closed?”
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19. “McDonald’s, you never let me down.”
20. “Finally home."
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