It's a familiar feeling: you're supposed to be studying for your exam tomorrow, but there are a million thoughts going through your brain, most of which have absolutely nothing to do with the material you're being tested on. While I couldn't possibly write down each of these million, I figured I would list the top 13 that cross my mind the second I crack open my textbook. I'm sure you can all relate.

1. How am I having a midterm five weeks into the semester? Isn’t the semester 15 weeks? I’m no genius, but I’m pretty sure half of 15 is not 5.
2. So when are we playing review jeopardy? What do you mean there’s no review jeopardy!?
3. This can't actually count for 50% of my grade. Are you sure it wasn’t 25? Maybe 15?
4. I’ll just take a 5- minute break to scroll through Instagram.
5. How did I wind up on Facebook watching a video on how to make spinach and artichoke mac and cheese?
6. Didn’t the professor say that she would drop my lowest exam grade?
7. I wonder if they’ll put 3 turbo shots in my iced coffee.
8. Why have I read this page 4 times and processed none of it?
9. How is it already 3 A.M.?
10. Maybe I’ll clean my room before I start studying. It’s not procrastinating if you’re being productive, right?
11. I really should’ve stayed in Saturday night.
12. Do you think 4 alarms will be enough for my 8 A.M. exam? Maybe I should set 2 more, just to be safe.
13. I can’t believe I’m missing "Grey’s" for this.