I notice my thoughts go a mile a minute while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion show. All over the country, girls sit around their living room and watch the Victoria's Secret fashion show and I'm sure we all have the same exact thoughts while watching:
1. So wait, can they like never eat pizza? Like ever?
2. How are the models so tall...
3. And skinny?!
4. But still have big boobs?!?!?!!!
5. That girl's hair is kind of messy, I feel like my hair could look better than that.
6. Woah, that hair flip added some volume. I retract my statement.
7. Who even gets to go to these things?
8. And how do I get tickets?
9. Kendall Jenner, I can't tell if I like you as a VS model or not...
10. You're slaying it though, you go girl.
11. Wait, wait, wait she JUST walked the runway how is she already back in a new outfit and a new set of angel wings?
12. Why am I eating ice cream right now?
13. I wonder if they miss pizza, I would.
14. Do they add any kind of traction to this runway? Those heals are so tall, I would definitely slip.
15. Do they get all this underwear for free? No wonder they look so happy.
16. Wait, why is The Weekend here.
17. Googled it. He's dating Gigi Hadid's sister.
18. Wow, Gigi Hadid is perfect.
19. How can I look more like her?
20. I'm going to add her on Snapchat.
21. Woah, that girl is too contoured.
22. And her eyebrows are a little weird.
23. How does one become a Victoria's Secret model?
24. Do they take 5'1 people?
25. OMG SELENA GOMEZ I LOVE YOU.
26. Wait, did Selena just butt-slap Gigi?
27. #FriendshipGoals
28. Selena, you are killing it.
29. Noooooo, not another commercial, why is this only an hour long?
30. Okay, I will do sit ups for the whole length of the commercial.
31. Wow, twenty sit ups was easier a couple years ago.
32. Yay, it's back on!!! Finally!!!
33. How are they all so tan?
34. I wonder if they spray tan or if it's real.
35. And their legs are like glowing. What moisturizer do they use?
36. That girl looks mad, I wonder if there was a cat fight back stage.
37. These girls literally get paid to workout and eat healthy and have pretty hair and makeup. Where do I major in that?
38. I need to start working out.
39. And eating healthy.
40. And start doing my hair and makeup more.
41. Where is my makeup, anyway?
42. Woah, that lip liner was a little much for me.
43. That makeup artist should get fired.
44. Although, the rest of it is on point so maybe not.
45. How are some of these people my age?
46. You don't even experience homework...or finals...?
47. Wow, what a life.
48. Another commercial?! NOOOO there's only like 5 minutes left!
49. I need to look like them #newyearsresolution
50. Okay, back to do abs for the rest of the commercial break.
51. Phew, it's back on.
52. I wonder what they will end with, is there like a finale? I forget.
53. I can't feel my faAaAaAAAace when I'm with youuuuuuuu
54. That was a good song
55. There is a grand finale!!!!!!
56. Wow, that was cute.
57. Okay, until next year.....
