When the party hosts don't check for student IDs so high schoolers can get in, a lot goes down. Here are some thoughts you have as a college student at one of those parties:
1. Why do these people look so little?
2. Oh, my god, they’re 17!
3. That’s dangerous.
4. DON’T TOUCH ANYBODY!
5. Why are they so excited?
6. You’re not at a rave, kids.
7. Stop forming mini mosh pits, they’re playing Dua Lipa.
8. Stop flash recording every moment of this.
9. Your dancing skills are so cringe.
10. Stop forming a circle around a kid doing a two-step.
11. NO ONE HERE LOOKS AS COOL AS THEY THINK THEY DO!
12. Go home, don’t do drugs.
13. I hate myself.
14. Was I ever like that?
15. Is this guy lying when he says he’s 21?
16. Don’t TOUCH me!
17. They’re so bright eyed and bushy tailed.
18. Can’t wait for college to erode their sense of excitement.