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Thoughts From Inside The Brain Of Every College Kid On Thanksgiving Break

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Thoughts From Inside The Brain Of Every College Kid On Thanksgiving Break
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Thoughts every college kid has on Thanksgiving:

Hello, family.

Yes, my major is still ____.

Yes, my grades are fine.

No, I do not know what I want to do after college yet.

No, I do not have a significant other. Thank you for reminding me.

I really need to print out business cards with all of my information on them so when my uncle asks me what I’m majoring in for the eighth time I can just pull one out, hand it to him, and make my escape while he is reading it.

Do they have an animal I can pet while I avoid people?

FOOD.

Do we REALLY NEED to talk about the election???

Okay leaving the room before I explode -- WAIT, THERE IS PIE.

I should have worn my stretchy pants.

Time to sleep for the rest of the day? I think so.

Yes, Grandma. My generation IS on our phones all the time. Thank you for commenting on that. I will remember that the next time you can’t figure out how to turn on the DVD player.

Wow, our family game of Spoons is more intense than Black Friday Shopping.

After today I can shamelessly listen to Christmas music…

Yes, I WILL take some leftovers back, thank you. My fridge consists of one singular salt packet and a can of spray cheese, so I appreciate this.

Thank you for your well wishes for finals. Please pray for me.

Goodbye, family. I will remember you all in therapy.




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