Friends University. It's a fantastic school. We have top-notch academic programs and amazing sports teams. We are blessed with an awesome ballet program and don't even get me started on how good the Singing Quakers are. With all this awesomeness, it seems like Friends is the perfect place, but I am afraid it is not without a few problems.
1. Slip-n-slides of death
When it rains or snows the Friends U sidewalks turn into the slip-n-slides of doom.
2. The wind tunnel behind Davis
3. The campus cats
Just.. Let me love you. Okay.
4. Garvey is actually a maze
5. When Casado doesn't serve chicken on Wednesdays
I wait all week and all they're serving is heartbreak.
6. Pam
Never forgive. Never forget.
7. Stairs
I would love to skip the pre-class workout of climbing all the stairs in Davis or the Science building.
8. Smelly Trees
So pretty, so smelly. Just hold your breath. You'll make it.
9. The ballet department is too good
All I want is a ticket to the Nutcracker!!! Stop being awesome! Next year I may camp out to make sure I get a ticket.
10. People stopping in the middle of the road to take pictures of Davis.
I know my school is beautiful.... GET OUT OF THE WAY!!
11. Jokes about the name Friends.
Congrats!!! I've never heard that joke in my life!
12. Who are the Banana Bandits?
Whoever they are, they are the real campus heroes.
13. You feel bad for people who don't go to Friends.
I'm really sorry your school isn't this awesome.