About a month ago I wrote, "15 Things I Would Rather Hold Than A Boy's Hand," and a ton of people seemed to love it. Since then I have gotten few requests for 15 more things I would rather hold than a boys hand, so here it is.
1. A cup of a stranger's spit.
2. A donut with the frosting melted off.
3. A piece of broken glass.
4. 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.
5. 3 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.
6. An iPhone that's on 1%.
7. A bag of vomit.
8. A broken hair tie.
9. Expired chocolates.
10. A thorn bush.
11. A MAGA hat...
12. A stranger's belly button lint.
13. A stranger's ear wax.
14. An empty bag of Doritos.
15. Satan's himself.
And there you have it folks, 15 more things I would rather hold than a boys hand.