45 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go To Second-Semester Classes

45 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go To Second-Semester Classes

Yes, I would much rather brush my teeth then drink orange juice then go to my classes.
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After a long first semester and short breaks that didn't even feel like a break, we're back for round two. Back with new classes, schedules, stress, teachers, and textbooks that cost more than my self-worth.

It blows.

Second Semester is like the equivalent to the least favorite day of the week, Wednesday, except for it's a five-month-long hump day instead of just one day.

Nobody has the motivation to go to classes and teachers are already piling on the work which means I will be procrastinating 'til the cows come home.

So here's a list of things I'd rather do than going to second-semester classes! Enjoy.

1. Brush my teeth and then drink orange juice after

2. Fight all the "new year, new me" people at the gym for an elliptical during peak hours

3. Park in Memorial and walk to East Campus for class in under five minutes

4. Lick the floor of Theta Chi

5. Take a WOS down Port Republic Rd.

6. Rip a stinky one in front of my crush

7. Drop my new phone in the toilet after I went number 2

8. Never eat pizza again

9. Burn my tongue on hot coffee

10. Pull my hamstring at a Latin Dance Party

11. Have my backpack break and all my books fall out

12. Run laps around the stadium

13. Stub my toe

14. Drink bleach

15. Drop my phone on my face while I'm face-timing my crush

16. Listen to Nickelback on repeat

17. Do the Tide Pod challenge

18. Eat a soggy sandwich

19. Take a bath in Newman Lake

20. Shower with socks on

21. Cancel my Netflix subscription

22. Eat dog food

23. Challenge Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson to an arm wrestling contest

24. Sit in an ice bath in the snow

25. Always sit behind a tall person at the movie theatre

26. Going off of that, exclusively only watch Nicholas Cage movies

27. Re-live my middle school angst phase (it really was just a phase)

28. Never look at pictures of shirtless Adam Driver ever again

29. Get a pencil stuck up my nose for a day

30. Cry in the club

31. Not talk for a month

32. Sing the National Anthem at the Superbowl, offkey

33. Willingly give up cheese

34. Go dumpster diving for a needle

35. Hop on one foot for an entire day

36. Write an essay about the evolution of the burrito

37. Sort my socks in chronological order of when I got them

38. Eat dirt

39. Blow an entire paycheck on losing lottery tickets

40. Wear 7-inch stilettoes while going hiking

41. Only receive spam emails

42. Catch every red light ever

43. Get yelled at by Gordan Ramsey

44. Never have any privacy in the bathroom

45. Only be able to quote "Shrek" for the rest of my life

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To The Teacher Who Was So Much More

Thank you for everything
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I think it's fair to say that most people remember at least one teacher who had a lasting impact on them. I have been incredibly lucky to have several teachers who I will never forget, but one individual takes the cake. So here's to you: thank you for all you have done.

Thank you for teaching me lessons not just in the textbook.

Although you taught a great lecture, class was never just limited to the contents of the course. Debates and somewhat heated conversations would arise between classmates over politics and course material, and you always encouraged open discussion. You embraced the idea of always having an opinion, and always making it be heard, because why waste your voice? You taught me to fight for things I believed in, and to hold my ground in an argument. You taught me to always think of others before doing and speaking. You showed me the power of kindness. Thank you for all the important lessons that may not have been included in the curriculum.

Thank you for believing in me.

Especially in my senior year, you believed in me when other teachers didn't. You showed me just what I could accomplish with a positive and strong attitude. Your unwavering support kept me going, especially when I melted into a puddle of tears weekly in your office. You listened to my stupid complaints, understood my overwhelming stress-induced breakdowns, and told me it was going to be okay. Thank you for always being there for me.

Thank you for inspiring me.

You are the epitome of a role model. Not only are you intelligent and respected, but you have a heart of gold and emit beautiful light where ever you go. You showed me that service to others should not be looked at as a chore, but something to enjoy and find yourself in. And I have found myself in giving back to people, thanks to your spark. Thank you for showing me, and so many students, just how incredible one person can be.

Thank you for changing my life.

Without you, I truly would not be where I am today. As cliche as it sounds, you had such a remarkable impact on me and my outlook on life. Just about a year has passed since my graduation, and I'm grateful to still keep in touch. I hope you understand the impact you have made on me, and on so many other students. You are amazing, and I thank you for all you have done.

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7 Financial Myths To Ignore Before You Graduate

We get a lot of unsolicited advice growing up and following them blindly comes at a cost.

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I was trolling Facebook as usual while thinking up more useless way to procrastinate when I fell on a post saying your 25-30s is a time spent cleaning up the financial mess of your early 20s. That got me thinking of all the rampant unsolicited financial advice I got from people before going to college. And how in hindsight, none of that make sense. It's no wonder half of college graduates leave with massive debt and no clue on how to manage their finances. Here are seven financial myths that you should toss long before the grad cap.

CREDIT/DEBT IS BAD

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Hate to tell you this but, you probably got this advice from a person with a bad relationship with credit. Only bad debt is bad, but good debt is good, thanks for listening to my ted talk! But hear me out, by good debt I mean a credit card balance which is paid off every month or a car note on automatic payment, being paid on time every month. Starting to make sense? Building good credit history settling debts on time is a super unsexy yet easy path to riches.

CREDIT CARDS ARE FOR EMERGENCIES

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Absolutely not! That's what your emergency fund is for. That's how people develop a bad relationship with credit. It's not for when your car breaks down out of nowhere. It's for the Mondale stuff you regularly budget for. I'm talking gas, movies, and two for ones on taco Tuesdays or whatever. It's for the simple everyday purchases that will help you rack up points.

CASH IS KING

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Maybe back in the early 2000s but now buying online can be much more efficient then spending cash. Why? Because oftentimes before making a purchase you can compare price in different sites and look for discount codes before committing. Also there are a number of budgeting and money tracking apps to flag you down and add up those late night amazon session for you. More like Netflix and Buy Now, I see you.

EXTENDED WARRANTIES ARE WASTEFUL

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Yeah sure, and that $500 Xbox is totally going to make it through those ABC Greek parties unscathed. Listen I worked for a major retailer and used to get those calls from dumbfounded customers who couldn't believe they were SOL when their brand new flat screen pooped out a week after taking it home. Also, those extended warranties usually take effect after the manufacturers' expires, so the total coverage can be upwards of 4 years. Image that $600 blender or yours dies three years into your smoothie relationship only to resurrected for free, or for a fraction of its price because you shelled out an extra 20 bucks at purchase.

SAVE NOW INVEST LATER

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Let's be honest, at 20 what are you really saving for? Probably not a house, maybe your wedding… cuz it's cuffing season? I'm definitely not knocking saving money, it's a good idea and worth it but now you're not really thinking about the big stuff that becomes relevant down the line. Although you're not in your cushy corporate job yet with the sweet 401K match. You'll still be better off starting a Roth IRA and stashing away what you can. Even if it's $20-$50 a month.

USE LOANS TO SUPPLEMENT FIN AID

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No, just no. Use loans as a last resort, there are other ways to pay for college. Get a summer job, look for grants, and scholarships. There are scholarships for every race, color and creed. There are scholarships for every major and there are scholarships for your random AF hobbies. They just don't come delivered in your inbox asking you to sign and collect the money in a few weeks time. You have to find them.

PAY OFF YOUR BILLS FIRST

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Here's the thing, skipping two car notes is the fastest way to get back on your feet. I'm not advocating anyone skip paying their bills for the sale of saving money or blowing it in an unnecessary want. However the reality is the older you get the more bills you accumulate. Get in the habit of paying yourself first. Pay yourself by regularly funding your saving/emergency fund. Pay yourself by investing in your mind and well-being. Invest in a guitar lesson, wellness retreat or counseling. Fund your IRA or other investment accounts. Don't let your paycheck exist just to pay your bills and make it through the month. It's your money and you worked hard for it. Now go buy that bag, no the one the clearance rack…

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