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20 Things I Would Text My Dog If She Had Thumbs And A Cell Phone

Let's be honest - I miss her as much as she misses me.

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20 Things I Would Text My Dog If She Had Thumbs And A Cell Phone
Kelly Siedhof

Sure, our dogs miss us the moment we walk out the door. Maybe even before we're out the door. But you know what? I miss my dog, too. As soon as I walk out the door. I wish I could take her with me everywhere I go. If it were possible, I'd text my dog every moment I'm not with her. And here's what I would say...

1. I miss you.

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2. I'm not leaving forever.

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3. I'll be home soon. I promise.

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4. Do you have enough water?

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5. Are you hungry? You can get a treat. They're in the cabinet.

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6. Do you want to go for a walk tonight?

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7. Silly question. Of course you do.

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8. It's poop. Stop eating it.

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9. Go brush your teeth, please.

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10. Don't chew on that. You have toys, you know.

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11. I love you!

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12. Do you miss me?

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13. Again. Silly question. Of course you do.

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14. Relax. It's just a squirrel. Not an intruder.

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15. Now THAT might be an intruder. Bark now!

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16. Get out of the toilet!

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17. Maybe it's nap time.

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18. Hey, wake up. I miss you.

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19. Work sucks. How's your day?

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20. I'M ON MY WAY HOME! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU!

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