Road rage. It's a serious condition and not an easy one to possess when you seem to be surrounded by idiots everywhere you drive. Here are 25 things you have thought to yourself while driving if you suffer from road rage.
1. Are you kidding me?
2. But really.
3. WHY ARE YOU IN THE FAST LANE GOING 10 UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT?
4. Are you going to make me pass you, or are you going to move over on your own?
5. There'd better be an old person driving if they're driving like that.
6. Ahhh, finally, the open road.
7. Of course you decide to cut me off.
8. Why am I the only person in this city who knows how to drive?
9. More like in the whole world, actually.
10. How are people so bad at this? Driving is supposed to come easy.
11. I hate all of you.
12. There should be a mandatory driving test for everyone every five years to avoid at least some of this stupidity.
13. USE YOUR BLINKER. IT'S NOT JUST THERE FOR DECORATION!
14. Ugh, why are you driving so slowly in such a nice car?
15. I hope they know how fast their car can accelerate.
16. If only I was driving it.
17. I hope I don't get pulled over right now.
18. I just feel like the speed limit is more of a guideline than an exact "limit."
19. Oh good, let's go 40 on the highway.
20. I hope these drivers know that they are the reason for traffic in this world.
21. Thank you for ruining my day!
22. Have you ever heard of a blind spot?
23. OPEN YOUR FREAKING EYES.
24. Please don't make me tailgate you.
25. I am so done with all these people.
You are not alone in your rage. Most of the time it is justified. Remember to drive safely and take your anger out by yelling to yourself in the car rather than driving like a complete a-hole. We don't need any more of those.
