I'm a healthy person. I workout almost every morning. I eat healthily.
BUT, you will never, ever catch me going on a run. In fact, if you see me running you better start running too because something really, really scary is chasing me.
To express my disdain for the "enjoyable" or "refreshing" morning run, I have created this list of 13 things I'd rather do than go on a run.
1. Eat an entire bag of raw kale.
2. Have my wisdom teeth pulled.
3. Read the entire dictionary from cover to cover.
4. Sit in traffic.
5. Help my mom create a Snapchat account.
6. Watch an entire football game.
Between two terrible teams that I don't care about.
7. Do all my and my roommates dishes for a month.
8. Sit through a 3 hour chemistry lecture.
9. Change a diaper.
10. Spend the whole day walking on crutches.
11. Eat only vegetables for a whole day.
When I hate every vegetable... #pickyeater.