Things Overheard at Coffee Shops
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Things Overheard at Coffee Shops

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Things Overheard at Coffee Shops
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Addlestone is a great option for those looking to bunker down and study hard for the upcoming end of the semester, but most of us are blind to all the great study spots on the peninsula!  Kudu, Collective Coffee, and even the OG but plentiful Starbucks are all great options to chill out and get some work done.  

If you do happen to frequent these places, you'll run into the hipster.  Wild and at times unruly, the hipster populates the majority of these establishments and comes out mostly when the weather is above eighty degrees.  Be warned, they're dangerous, and are not afraid to throw a bow to ensure their spot in line to order their custom macchiato.  

These are real life phrases heard in coffee shops this semester, people.  Hipster-ism is real.  And so is the cock eye...

"I think this is like, my fifth coffee today."

"OMG I have soooo much work to do."

"I wonder if they sell cronuts here..."

"Is this soy?"

"This is like, my favorite place...we should come here more often."

"I'm working on transforming my mustache from amateur to handlebar." 

"Do you know what kind of milk is in this?"

"I'm gonna yelp this place."

"Goddamn it their milk frother is broken."

"Are these bagels baked in-house?"

...and so much more.

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