When you're ready to get your first pet, it usually tends to be a cat. Why? Because they are said to be easier to care for than dogs. However, there are some things cat owners or shelters don't tell you before you adopt. As a cat owner, I will be nice and share some things that might help you.
1. Your sleep will be disrupted...constantly.
Cats are naturally nocturnal, you probably aren't. Your cat will be up all night, and she will want to play with you, or walk all over your face. She will also try to wake you up bright and early in the mornings.
2. Kitty litter gets everywhere.
I mean everywhere. You will find litter in places you never would have guessed.
3. Cats will entertain themselves.
Seriously, all you need is a box or just one toy. That's it. They will take care of the rest.
4. Nothing is safe.
Your feline friend is curious. This means she will probably get into everything she can, like all of your perfume bottles or anything on shelves.
5. They sleep a lot, too.
Seriously, almost all of the pictures of my cat are of her sleeping. Well, you know, they sleep until you fall asleep. Then they can't seem to fall asleep.
6. Cats love to eat.
Even though it's not recommended to have your cat on full-feed, she will be begging you for food every time her bowl is empty. Just try not to give in too often.
7. Cats don't really like to cuddle...
...unless they want to. But as soon as you start enjoying the cuddle time, they leave.
8. They thrive on your pain.
(Nothing more to be said here.)
9. Your feet are one of your cat's favorite toys.
Sometimes your cat will go out of her way just to attack your feet as you walk by a doorway, too. I'm not sure how many times I have almost tripped because of my cat attacking my feet as I walk out of the bathroom.
10. They expect you to worship them.
No, really. They don't like being touchy-feely like dogs, but they still expect you to dote on them and spoil them more than you would a human child. You are their servants, nothing more.
11. They will attempt to escape at least once...per day.
It seems like my cat tries to run out the door every time I try to go to work. Be sure to keep a sharp eye on them. Wouldn't want them to find a better servant than you, would you?
12. Cats use the bathroom a lot.
Really, how many times does a cat need to poop? To let you know, it is normal to feel like you need to constantly clean her litter box. And don't expect it not to stink. Cats can be smellier than dogs.
Cats can be fun, I admit, but they are more work than people claim them to be. Hopefully, this gives you some insight on your future cat-child before you fully commit to bringing him/her home.
