The week before finals is the worst week ever. What's even worst than finals week is studying for them. To give you an idea of how much I don't want to study, here's a list of 50 things I'd rather do instead.
1. Go to the gym
2. Eat dirt from a plant
3. Eat both, the plant and dirt
4. Drive my phone over with my own car
5. Wear high heels for the rest of the year
6. Burn all of my favorite cozy leggings and hoodies
7. Thoroughly clean my entire apartment, top to bottom
8. Get stung by 32 bees
9. Get stranding inside a box at sea
10. Pay 40 parking tickets
11. Never eat hot wings ever again
12. Only drink milk for the rest of my life
13. Work a 60-hour week
14. Jump out of a moving vehicle
15. Try to get to another state by only using a paper map
16. Throw all my money and valuables out my window on the freeway
17. Eat a banana peel
18. Gamble away all my money
19. Let spiders crawl all over me
20. Sleep with a hungry tiger
21. Let a stranger pick my nose
22. Shave my head bald
23. Dye my hair yellow and purple
24. Lick the floor of a train
25. Smell stranger's armpits
26. Sleep in a trash can
27. Nose-dive into a pile of needles
28. Drink sparkling water forever
29. Stare at the sun
30. Eat a pencil
31. Sit on a cactus
32. Watch my boyfriend play Fortnite for 38 straight hours
33. Play video games
34. Wait in line at an amusement park all day in the hot sun
35. Light my laptop on fire
36. Handcuff myself to the world's most annoying human for 24-hours
37. Drive a smart car
38. Eat boogers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
39. Answer emails all day long
40. Buy and only wear crocs for the rest of my life
41. Stub my toe 67 times
42. Drink a warm beer
43. Listen to nails on a chalkboard
44. Build a clay home with my own two hands
45. Travel to California and back, by foot
46. Jump out of a plane
47. Co-star on the TV show, "Naked and Afraid"
48. Go shop for jeans
49. Smell a homeless man's shoes
50. Make a list of 50 things I'd rather do than study
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