For Anyone Still Confused About Donald Trump...

For Anyone Still Confused About Donald Trump...

I think I have him figured out.

Guys… I think Donald Trump is trying to get himself impeached.

Hear me out. To me, it feels like he doing everything in his power to get kicked out but some butthurt people in the white house would rather just keep him there than admit they made a mistake. I feel like this man could stand on the balcony of the White House and shouting, “I don't wanna do this anymore” no one would listen to him.

Don't get me wrong, Donald himself is also way too prideful to ever actually quit being President.

As far as he knows he is the King of America right now and he wouldn't give that up. But seriously what if secretly Donald was like… “This is way too hard.” Or like “I shouldn't be doing this”. I might be giving him way too much credit and this may be a far stretch from the truth. But for some reason, I'd like to believe he's not really as dumb or as ignorant as he appears to be… (again I might be giving him too much credit, which Heaven knows he does not need because he spends enough time talking about how great he is to need an off-handed compliment from some lady he doesn't know.)

But let's go with the thought that America (I'm being general. I realize not all Americans are at fault here) did not elect a complete idiot and that there is a tiny part of Trump that was kind of shocked that he won.

I imagine on election night he was staring into a mirror smearing Cheetos on his face when someone came into his dressing room and said “You won” and he put the Cheetos back into his bag and laughed.

After about an hour of laughter, seeing that the person was still standing there and had a terrified look on their face, he said… “Oh wait you're serious?”. The poor unfortunate soul that had to deliver this message then slowly nodded as Donald smeared one last Cheeto on his face, then ate it, and then followed the now crying individual out to accept the honor.

Fast forward to now, Trump is still in shock. And he has taken to saying all the crazy things he can come up with in the hopes that this practical joke America has been playing on us and him will finally end. He plans out his tweets. He has a storyboard of misspelled words and offensive things to say to countries in need of help.

He has a Cheetos spray gun now because that's much less time consuming than smearing them one by one, and he has upped the dosage in hopes that people will go, "Our President shouldn't be orange... Get him out of here."

But somehow, despite all the crazy and outlandish things he has done or said or worn... No one is getting the hint. He is still in the White House twiddling his under grown thumbs and thinking, "What will it take for them to impeach me?"

Well Donald I hear you loud and clear. If I had any power, trust me, you would not have even been eligible to run after the things you said and did during your campaign. Maybe you should try firing yourself and see if that works out.

Food For Thought:

It's insane that he is still President right? Like how is this even possible? Is this the real life... is this just fantasy?
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An Open Letter to the Person Who Still Uses the "R Word"

Your negative associations are slowly poisoning the true meaning of an incredibly beautiful, exclusive word.

What do you mean you didn't “mean it like that?" You said it.

People don't say things just for the hell of it. It has one definition. Merriam-Webster defines it as, "To be less advanced in mental, physical or social development than is usual for one's age."

So, when you were “retarded drunk" this past weekend, as you claim, were you diagnosed with a physical or mental disability?

When you called your friend “retarded," did you realize that you were actually falsely labeling them as handicapped?

Don't correct yourself with words like “stupid," “dumb," or “ignorant." when I call you out. Sharpen your vocabulary a little more and broaden your horizons, because I promise you that if people with disabilities could banish that word forever, they would.

Especially when people associate it with drunks, bad decisions, idiotic statements, their enemies and other meaningless issues. Oh trust me, they are way more than that.

I'm not quite sure if you have had your eyes opened as to what a disabled person is capable of, but let me go ahead and lay it out there for you. My best friend has Down Syndrome, and when I tell people that their initial reaction is, “Oh that is so nice of you! You are so selfless to hang out with her."

Well, thanks for the compliment, but she is a person. A living, breathing, normal girl who has feelings, friends, thousands of abilities, knowledge, and compassion out the wazoo.

She listens better than anyone I know, she gets more excited to see me than anyone I know, and she works harder at her hobbies, school, work, and sports than anyone I know. She attends a private school, is a member of the swim team, has won multiple events in the Special Olympics, is in the school choir, and could quite possibly be the most popular girl at her school!

So yes, I would love to take your compliment, but please realize that most people who are labeled as “disabled" are actually more “able" than normal people. I hang out with her because she is one of the people who has so effortlessly taught me simplicity, gratitude, strength, faith, passion, love, genuine happiness and so much more.

Speaking for the people who cannot defend themselves: choose a new word.

The trend has gone out of style, just like smoking cigarettes or not wearing your seat belt. It is poisonous, it is ignorant, and it is low class.

As I explained above, most people with disabilities are actually more capable than a normal human because of their advantageous ways of making peoples' days and unknowingly changing lives. Hang out with a handicapped person, even if it is just for a day. I can one hundred percent guarantee you will bite your tongue next time you go to use the term out of context.

Hopefully you at least think of my friend, who in my book is a hero, a champion and an overcomer. Don't use the “R Word". You are way too good for that. Stand up and correct someone today.

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She's The Girl About To Speak Up, And She'll Make The World A Better Place

She is a girl with opinions that differ from the people around her, a girl with an open-mind stuck in a closed-minded society.


She is not a feminist killjoy. She is not some radical liberal. She is a girl with opinions that differ from the people around her, a girl with an open-mind stuck in a closed-minded society.

Most importantly, she is a girl who speaks her mind.

To begin, my input on our next living location was never taken into consideration since I was only ten and my dad thought it would be a great idea to move back to Tennessee. Now, this does not sound so bad. However, I had been living in Spain for the past four years and never experienced the amount of bigotry I did once I was living in Tennessee. I ended up not being apart of the so-called "popular" crowd since I was not one of the girls who would zip her lips and look pretty to impress boys.

I never realized how cruel people could be until they turned my outspokenness into something laughable by making a joke out of everything I said. Such as a fellow peer calling me anonymously on the phone and stating, "So, I heard you like killing babies," and then proceeded to make cruel jokes about my opinion on abortion.

On that note, to the girls that speak their mind,

the best way to handle people who do not feel the need to give you common courtesy is to focus on your goals, to remember why you continue to speak your mind, and to forgive the people. Throughout life, you may experience people chasing you with Trump signs or people outcasting you because being outspoken is viewed as a weakness. However, you were made to be difficult to forget and not easy for the mind to follow so you can make a difference in life.

It is rare to be made to be difficult to forget and not easy for the mind to follow because many people are unaware of how much power they have behind the works they speak and the actions they take. Each word you speak affects someone differently and can cause a ripple effect that leads to more listeners and more people that will help make a difference.

So, girls keep speaking your mind.

People are going to tell you that you talk too much, that any claims you make are rubbish because you are a woman and women do not know what they are talking about. Do not listen to them. Do not give react to them. Instead, continue to provide them with the facts that back up your claim. You do need to provide them with common courtesy, despite the radical idea that women have no idea what they are talking about because you never know how their words will affect your thoughts.

While you should oppose the outright expression of bigotry, you also need to consider your actions. For instance, I was chased with a Trump yard sign around "Celebrate Munford" because of the mere fact that I expressed how I disliked President Trump declared approach to the border crisis, tax cuts, and women's rights. Now, instead of giving the person chasing me with the sign a big reaction like they wanted, I ignored them, and it stopped. If I had given them a big reaction, my opinions would have been invalidated and turned into something laughable. Since I did not react, I refuted his claims because his actions showed that his true intentions were to shame me, rather than wanting to make a difference.

Silence can be much more powerful depending on how you use it.

To the girls that speak their mind, I want you to remember a quote by Laurel Thatcher Ulrich:

Well-behaved women seldom make history.

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