1. You're automatically considered bad at math.
2. If you're an English major then this is especially true.
Hey, the "power of the pen," man. Wouldn't that be like PEN with a little superscript next to it or something in math?
3. Art major? How are you going to get a job with that?
Why do you always crush my dreams with reality?
4. When your mom finds out what you want to major in.
5. But when your dad hears that he's paying for it.
6. Then again, you've always been the "special" child.
Don't ask.
7. Your friends always describe you as "artsy" or "creative" because they don't know how to describe you.
8. "Wow! That's tough! Think about how much harder it would be, if, like, you were doing real school!"
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING WHEN I SAY I CAN'T GO TO YOUR PARTIES?
9. Basically your whole life's work is you complaining about being misunderstood.
10. But that's okay because one day you'll be rich and famous and THEN THEY'LL ALL BE SORRY.
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