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The Struggles Women Have When Finding A Swimsuit

It's swimsuit season and the struggle is real.

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The Struggles Women Have When Finding A Swimsuit
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Everyone loves the summer. How can you not like going to the beach or pool and getting a nice bronze? Yet, finding a swimsuit can be especially difficult. Much like finding the right kind of bra, finding the right swim suit for your body takes time and patience. Here are some of the typical problems women have while finding their summer suit:

1. "I want to hide my stomach."

We all have those days. A heavy night of drinking, binge eating, or stress can make you feel very unhappy with your stomach. But here's the thing: most people aren't even going to pay attention to you. And even if they do, who cares?

2. "I want to hide my butt."

If you've got it, flaunt it. That's the motto us gals have to live by.

3. "High-waisted stuff makes me look like I am wearing a diaper."

I would suggest not wearing anything that makes you feel like you are wearing a diaper. Being in a swimsuit is daunting enough... don't wear something you feel makes you look silly.

4. "I can't wear strapless because my boobs will fall out."

We all do our best to avoid wardrobe malfunctions while being scantily clad, but I would be lying if I said it didn't happen. While wearing a strapless may give you the best line, there is nothing worse than having a nip-slip. I would suggest wearing a triangle bikini and then untying the straps while tanning (no lines). Then when you stand up, you'll have more coverage.

5. "My top comes off when I am swimming."

Pretty much always. Don't jump, dive, cannon ball or chicken fight, or do and risk it. You've got to risk it to get the biscuit.

6. "Fun patterns are in, but I don't want weird tan lines."

Who cares about your tan lines! Wear some sunscreen!!!!!! Switch up your suit so your funky top doesn't make a lasting impression and wear dresses and tops that suit your tan. Or don't. YOLO.

7. "String bottoms fall off, non-string bottoms squeeze my butt."

I personally would rather not have my bottoms fall off, but that's just personal opinion. While it may not be as flattering, at least you're covered.

8. "I want to wear a one-piece and look like a Victoria's Secret Model... but instead I look like a mom"

It's hard to feel sexy in a one-piece, but it is possible. Cutouts and deep V-cuts make it possible. If that is not your style, who cares? Rock that mom suit. It's only a mom suit if you don't work it.

9. "What do I wear as a coverup?"

Nothing. A dress. Athletic shorts and a T-shirt. A skirt. A wrap. Whatever you want. Whatever your mood. The clothes are coming off anyways.

10. "My boobs aren't big enough for a bikini."

The ruffled and flowy bikini tops are a game changer.

11. "Trying on bikinis at a store causes meltdowns... I mean the lighting is terrible in those dressing rooms."

Let's be honest, the white walls, dismal lighting, and the saleswoman stressing you out do not make swimsuit shopping easy. Just remember, everyone will be looking at you through their sunglasses... making you appear more tan.

12. "My girls need more support than that."

Blessed to tell you that halter tops exist in swimwear form. Give those gals a little help.

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