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The Six Different Drunk Personalities Of Your Friend Group

What would we do without them?

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The Six Different Drunk Personalities Of Your Friend Group
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We all know each girl in our friend group has a different personality, especially on a Saturday night. There's always that one girl passed out in a bush, or the other girl that's crying about her ex boyfriend. As much as they make us go crazy, it wouldn't be a weekend without them.

1. The girl that doesn't know when it's time to stop dancing on the table.

10 minutes is fine, but once 20 minutes passes by it's time to pull them off the table. We love to hate them and envy them for their confidence up there, but there comes a time where we have to drag them off of the table for their own good.

2. The girl that resembles Mom.

We wouldn't survive without Mom. She's the one that tells us to stop drinking and when we don't listen she doesn't get mad, she just holds our hair back. She is the one that makes decisions for you, because her decisions are usually better. We would all struggle without the mom of the friend group.

3. The girl that cries about everything.

When you look in the corner it's your best friend crying about her ex-boyfriend she broke up with a year ago, or the math test she just bombed. Luckily after five minutes of crying she's normally good to go for the rest of the night.

4. The girl that doesn't know when to stop.

That one friend that's always down for another shot or to a shotgun a beer. As much as we try to get her slow down, we just can't. When nobody wants to go out with you on Friday night, you can always count on her to be ready to go.

5. The girl that goes M.I.A. the entire night.

There's nothing better than waking up the next morning and hearing where she could have possibly gone the entire night, but the story normally ends with her sleeping in a bush.


6. The girl that always needs assistance.

Whether it's throwing up in the toilet or just a bathroom buddy; time with this girl normally includes a lot of drunk mirror pics in the bathroom or making her drink a lot of water. But what would a night be without her get hot flashes or laying on the bathroom floor?

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