Senior Year As Told By "The Simpsons"

Senior Year As Told By "The Simpsons"


Like sands through the hourglass, so too are your college years. It seems you just get started and before you know it comes the time to say so long.

Continuing with the overt references to TV, what show can better express the cruel brevity of college and the agonizing arrival of senior year than "The Simpsons," a show whose glory days have long since passed and yet bravely, blithely soldiers on, much like every college alum.

1. Your idea of a good Friday night has changed considerably over the last four years.

2. So has your idea of a great Saturday night.

3. And yet when it comes time to work on your senior thesis, sometimes you need a little help staying focused from your friends.

4. And those same friends can be the worst distractions.

5. You can't help but being a little sentimental at times - and letting everyone know.

6. And while you've grown so very much as a person, you still have very little patience for freshmen.

7. But then you remember you're not a complete monster.

8. You can't always hang like you used to, but it doesn't mean you have to stop.

9. There's an inherent understanding that the rules don't always apply to you now.

10. Brutal honesty comes to you more naturally than ever.

11. When you finally begin to get your priorities in order.

12. This horrifying feeling.

13. When you continue to get your priorities in order.

14. And you're allowed to cut a few corners (like making periods 14 point font)

15. Senioritis officially sets in and it's beautiful.

16. When you acquire useful, new skills.

17. You've finally learned to accept your limitations as an individual.

18. No matter how mature you may think you've become, you'll still go to ridiculous lengths to avoid doing laundry.

19. When they hand you your degree.

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1. They will do anything for you, literally.

My stepdad has done any and every thing for me. From when I was little until now. He was and still is my go-to. If I was hungry, he would get me food. If something was broken, he would fix it. If I wanted something, he would normally always find a way to get it. He didn't spoil me (just sometimes), but he would make sure that I was always taken care of.

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2. Life lessons.

Yup, the tough one. My stepdad has taught me things that I would have never figured out on my own. He has stood beside me through every mistake. He has been there to pick me up when I am down. My stepdad is like the book of knowledge: crazy hormonal teenage edition. Boy problems? He would probably make me feel better. He just always seemed to know what to say. I think that the most important lesson that I have learned from my stepdad is: to never give up. My stepdad has been through three cycles of leukemia. He is now in remission, yay!! But, I never heard him complain. I never heard him worry and I never saw him feeling sorry for himself. Through you, I found strength.

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