The 7 Personalities Of Your Drunk Friends
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The 7 Personalities Of Your Drunk Friends

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The 7 Personalities Of Your Drunk Friends

A night out is always an adventure, since you never know what is going to happen or where you'll end up. The one thing you do know? The drunk personalities of your friends...

1. The Denier


This person maintains that they are sober even after they have shotgunned a whole pitcher, broke a table, and blacked out. They get upset when you insist they need to drink water or head home. They keep the good times and alcohol rolling.

2. The Horndog/Big Flirt


You'd be able to recognize this person from a mile away. He or she has a "how you doin?" smile plastered on their face. They are looking for a good time and will not shy away from sharing this. Be careful: they might try to bring back the middle school grind-lines...and no one wants that.

3.The Puker

Arguably the worst drunk because, at some time or another, they will puke on your shoes. This person hasn't mastered their own limits and continually pops your personal space bubble. Do yourself a favor and wear your rain boots for a night out with them.

4. The Baby


No matter how old they are, this person reverts back to their days fresh out of the womb. They talk nonsense, break things, and need a responsible adult around to take care of them constantly. This is the person who the designated "mom" or "dad" will be looking after for the whole night.

5.The Sobber


This is the friend who gets one drop of alcohol in them and, on a scale of one to 10, reaches 100. They suddenly remember every little thing that ever made them sad and spare no little detail in recounting it to you. Bring a box of tissues; you may find yourself sobbing because of boredom.

6.The Wanderer


AKA the friend that constantly gives you mini heart attacks. Every time you turn around this person has walked off somewhere new. You suddenly understand why parents use leashes on their kids...

7.The Pusher


This is the person who inevitably started the party and is handing around the liquor. He or she is organizing who is up next on the shotski and playing DJ for the night. They really are the party.

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