Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few days, you've probably seen the drama going on between Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. It all started back in 2009 when Kanye stormed the stage during Taylor's VMA acceptance speech to declare that Beyoncé had the best music video of all time.
More recently, Kanye released his song, "Famous," which calls out Taylor. West raps, "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/ I made that bitch famous." Taylor spoke out on the issue during her Grammy acceptance speech.
Kim Kardashian was enraged and claimed Taylor knew about the song the whole time. Kim said she was tired of everyone blaming her husband while Taylor played the victim. Kim then released a video of a phone call between Swift and West.
In this video, Swift never hears the line, "I made that bitch famous." The internet, however, has been having a field day with the KimExposedTaylor hashtag. Kardashian fans have been spamming Swift's Instagram with snake emojis and tweeting hateful comments calling Swift a snake and other unmentionable things.
I thought I would join this party and help Kim expose the real Taylor Swift.
1. She picked out, wrapped, mailed and delivered Christmas presents to her fans:
2. She attended a fan's bridal shower:
Snakes must love bringing joy to people who have supported them.
3. She gave a fan $1,989 to help with student loans:
They also love giving back in ridiculously cute ways.
4. The real Taylor visits sick children in the hospital:
Like, a lot.
Taylor doesn't publicize these outings, so the videos are posted by the thankful fans and their families.
5. She was named the most charitable celebrity for four consecutive years:
Taylor donated to causes like the Nashville Symphony, the Nashville Public Library, American Red Cross and countless others.
Obviously, Swift needed to be exposed. Thanks, Kim. Our lawyer will be in touch about that illegal wiretapping thing.