Didn't Bother Watching The Oscars

I Didn't Bother Watching The Oscars

The ONE actor that the whole nation was rooting for won years ago, so there's really no point anymore.

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The Oscars never really stood out to me. It didn't matter who was nominated, who people THOUGHT deserved an award versus who actually won it, the celebrities that decided to draw attention to whatever project they were involved in during their acceptance speech; it didn't matter. Nothing actually stood out to me because, at the end of the day, I wouldn't care about who won it, or I would completely disagree with the Academy.

The only thing that ever drew my attention were photos on the red carpet. I loved looking at all the things people decided to wear, whether they radiated elegance or simply wore something that exuded stupidity and embarrassment. Half the time, I catch myself saying "Oh honey..." The kicker is, these people are actually being paid to show off products of designers. It makes you think how many designers weren't sober while they were drawing everything out.

The ONLY time I had EVER watched the Oscars was when Leonardo DiCaprio was nominated. Granted, he had been nominated countless times and had been screwed over every. single. time. Honestly, he should've won an Oscar for Who's Eating Gilbert Grape. He was so young and he did a phenomenal job. Every single time I found out Leo lost, I got so infuriated.

That year, Leo was nominated for The Revenant. The movie where his character Hugh Glass faced a bear attack and actually managed to survive. The movie where one of the men in his hunting team kills his son and is filled with rage. The movie where he treks through freakishly cold conditions to hunt down the betraying piece of shit, driven to avenge his son. And spoiler: once he is avenged and the piece of shit is finally dead, Hugh Glass passes on, joining his son in the afterlife. All whilst speaking English AND a secondary language that the cast had to learn (and speaking it fluently, I may add).

I saw this movie and it was riveting. I saw the nomination and I was terrified. Leo had been screwed over countless times before and it was going to be heart-wrenching if the Academy screwed him over again.

BUT we all know how it ended. Leo won. I cried because he finally pulled it off. And instead of the "FUCKING FINALLY" speech that I was genuinely expecting, Leo drew attention to his work outside of Hollywood that concentrated on wildlife and oceans. Even in his greatest moment of "HELL YEAH," he remained calm and collected even though we all know what he wanted to say.

The only downside is that now, I can't say I have as many Oscars as Leo does.

THAT is the only time I have watched the Oscars and probably the only time I ever will. The feeling of pure happiness was just so amazing that I don't want another to ruin that fulfilling experience. I don't want to watch another and it ends up being a genuine waste of my time. It's honestly like watching The Bachelor. 🤷 It's a waste and you're ultimately going to disagree with who is chosen (probably because you have favoritism set or just have bad taste).

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The Truth About Young Marriage

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When I was a kid, I had an exact picture in my mind of what my life was going to look like. I was definitely not the kind of girl who would get married young, before the age of 25, at least.

And let me tell you, I was just as judgmental as that sentence sounds.

I could not wrap my head around people making life-long commitments before they even had an established life. It’s not my fault that I thought this way, because the majority opinion about young marriage in today’s society is not a supportive one. Over the years, it has become the norm to put off marriage until you have an education and an established career. Basically, this means you put off marriage until you learn how to be an adult, instead of using marriage as a foundation to launch into adulthood.

When young couples get married, people will assume that you are having a baby, and they will say that you’re throwing your life away — it’s inevitable.

It’s safe to say that my perspective changed once I signed my marriage certificate at the age of 18. Although marriage is not always easy and getting married at such a young age definitely sets you up for some extra challenges, there is something to be said about entering into marriage and adulthood at the same time.

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Getting married young does not mean giving up your dreams. It means having someone dream your dreams with you. When you get lost along the way, and your dreams and goals seem out of reach, it’s having someone there to point you in the right direction and show you the way back. Despite what people are going to tell you, it definitely doesn’t mean that you are going to miss out on all the experiences life has to offer. It simply means that you get to share all of these great adventures with the person you love most in the world.

And trust me, there is nothing better than that. It doesn’t mean that you are already grown up, it means that you have someone to grow with.

You have someone to stick with you through anything from college classes and changing bodies to negative bank account balances.

You have someone to sit on your used furniture with and talk about what you want to do and who you want to be someday.

Then, when someday comes, you get to look back on all of that and realize what a blessing it is to watch someone grow. Even after just one year of marriage, I look back and I am incredibly proud of my husband. I’m proud of the person he has become, and I’m proud of what we have accomplished together. I can’t wait to see what the rest of our lives have in store for us.

“You can drive at 16, go to war at 18, drink at 21, and retire at 65. So who can say what age you have to be to find your one true love?" — One Tree Hill
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16 Struggles That Give All Retail Workers Nightmares, Even After They've Worked Their Last Shift

Let's just hope my boss doesn't see this.

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If you haven't worked in retail, count your blessings. This summer will mark my third official retail job, and let's just say I am less than excited to return to the dreaded retail employee lifestyle. There are so many cons that we have to put up with on the daily, is it even worth the minimum wage salary?

1. Waking up every weekday morning before your shift and contemplating whether the money is worth it

"Is dragging myself out of bed worth my cheque of $500 before taxes?"

2. And if you're lucky enough, being blessed with the task of opening

Two words: kill me.

3. Having to fake a smile for the entirety of your shift.

And if that isn't bad enough, having your amazing customers remind you to "smile" while you're internally just trying not to lose your shit.

4. Being stuck with the lazy coworkers on your shift

I don't have time to do my job and also teach you how to do yours. Next.

5. And the worst one of all, dealing with the most absurd questions from your customers

No, I won't give you something for free because you have been shopping here for years. I can give you a store credit card, though.

6. Even worse? Having to listen to the weirdest stories from your customers

I once had a customer narrate her entire infidelity and divorce story to me, and I awkwardly had to sympathize while just trying to print her papers. At one point she reached over the register and tried hugging me. Not a fun time.

7. Being yelled at during rush times when you're trying your best

Yes, lady, I understand the line is long. But you're going to have to wait on it just like everyone else. I'm not going to roll out a special expedited red carpet for you.

8. Explaining something to a customer and receiving the "Can I talk to your manager?" bit every time

Everything I am telling you was taught to me by my, surprise, manager! But I guess the arguing is worth it when we laugh about the whole thing in the break room later.

9. Constantly having to clean up mysterious messes

Maybe it's because my parents raised me better, but whenever I go shopping I try to refrain from making a mess. Customers I have encountered, however, seem to enjoy messing up everything they come in contact with.

10.  I'm sorry that your coupon is expired

I really am. But I guarantee you, no matter how many times I scan your coupon, it will not work.

11.  Customers assuming that you know every damn thing

I once had a customer ask me if I knew who the CEO of my employer was, and when I said no, he told me I needed to do "my research." Yes, thank you, I'll be researching all right — on how to get the heck out of this place.

12.  Not being informed of how much math goes into the job

All the math I have learned, all the way up to Calculus 2, magically disappears from my mind when I'm at the register and need it more than I have ever needed it in my life. Suddenly I don't know how many nickels go in to a dollar.

13.  When customers try getting in despite the very large "CLOSED" sign and locked doors

I promise you, no matter how many times you yank at the door and yell at me to open it, I'm not. It's kind of entertaining watching you go at it, though.

P.S. We are required to log off all cash registers immediately after the set closing time, so there is no point of even trying to get in. You can't buy anything.

14.  Having to stay over your designated shift

Once I was forced to do a 12-hour shift without being informed of prior because one of my coworkers decided to call out "sick." She also ended up getting fired the following week, but I'mma sip my tea.

15.  Talking crap about your workplace with your favorite coworkers

You'll be surprised as to how quickly people can bond over annoying customers and shitty bathrooms. Having great coworkers honestly makes working a billion times more tolerable.

16.  The time we dream about all day and look forward to impatiently: when your shift is finally over

Once I clock out and my uniform is off, I am also mentally clocked the fuck out. Whatever chaos is happening is not my problem. Good luck to those clocking in, though.

If you work in retail, kudos to you, because honestly we're really forced to deal with the worst shit on a daily basis, there is no escape. And if you haven't worked in retail, perhaps this helps you gain insight on our nightmarish lives — so if you're mean to your cashiers, cut it out.

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