Before I begin I must state that I am not a loyal viewer of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians." I'm not doubting that they're extremely entertaining, I personally think they are (to a degree), but I can't get myself to devote time out of my day to "keep up" with their glamorous lives. Besides, it's mostly documented and made fun of on social media, so I'll see it on my newsfeed later. The endless entertainment provided by their lack of grasp on reality truly humors me and I suppose that is why they even show up on my newsfeed in the first place. There are some things in this world that only Kardashians would say. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the lowest moments of the Kardashian women.
Oh Kim, that is so deep. I will, like, definitely check out her Tumblr.
We all know she's thinking, "...but I'm the most beautiful."
Kim making minimal sense, per usual.
Words to live by. Thanks, Khlo.
This is really something, coming from the empress of drama herself.

This is a 34-year-old adult, everybody.
I'm sure your mansion has about 17 full bathrooms, no worries.
Intellectual Kardashian dinner conversation.
Not totally alone, just like alone.
Ah, such caring young ladies.
Save your breath, the whole world knows your relationship status before you do.
Comparing a casket to designer accessories, way to go.
Considering you look exactly the same as your 31-year-old sister, no.
If I had a favorite, it'd be you, Khloe.



































