¡Hola, mis amigos! I'm sure we all wake up every morning expecting the same old routine, well, I'm here to help you make the routine not seem so boring! When you wake up on the right side of the bed, you can get a little kick of Hispanic fun! Let's take a look a the world as a Spanish telenovela villain [in Spanish].

1. Starting your morning right

Waking up in the morning, it's ideal to start your day with a good drink in hand and a good laugh about all the lives you're about to ruin in one day. Come on, soak it in, you're a Spanish telenovela villain!

2. Eating

Every telenovela villain has to eat at some point! Why not eat your favorite meal, shrimp, to make sure you get your evil vitamins and minerals? I can already taste the tears of my enemies.

3. Devising an evil plan

You can't ruin people's lives without a super evil plan! Spend a little time reflecting and creating a plan that will make sure your enemies will fall to the floor crying! My favorite plan is to push someone down the stairs dramatically, but that's just my preference.

4. Expressing your deepest emotions

Sometimes being a telenovela villain is hard work. Let out your frustration! Let your enemies know you work hard and you're stressed out. It will make them fear you more and it will give you more power.

5. Being the best

Always, always, ALWAYS, know you're the best. Show your enemies you're the top boss here and you won't take people's mierda!

6. Planning with your feelings

When you plan your evil plot to destroy your enemies' lives, it's best to channel your inner sorrow and make the best plan possible. Don't forget to laugh about how good your plan will be at destroying lives.

7. Keeping an eye out for yourself

When you're out and about, sometimes your enemy appears out of nowhere. You have to make sure to keep your eye out that you don't let your guard down because...

8. Your enemy sneaks up on you

Ay dios mio! You let the worst happen to you! Your enemy has taken you down! Quickly, save yourself before it's too late!

9. Recovering and planning again

You may feel defeated and want to give up, but this is your chance to strike back! Your enemy thinks you're weak and fragile, but this is your chance to use your secret weapon.

10. Summon your BFF

You've released your secret weapon, your best friend! He has always been there to give you the best advice on destroying lives and now he's here to help you destroy your enemy!

11. Achieve your goal

You've achieved your goal, you've killed your enemy, and now you are so pleased to attend their funeral! Make sure to laugh viciously, celebrate the destruction of a life.

12. Realize your enemy isn't dead

You come back home after a regular day of destroying lives when you realize your enemy is still alive and well! They set up a trap for you and they are now in your house with the police ready to arrest you. There's only one thing left to do...

13. Cry

Your enemy has destroyed you and you are now in jail. You can't think of what possibly went wrong, so now you're stuck crying. Better luck next time!