Most people need food, water and sleep to survive. But others need coffee. Some people might say it's an addiction, but I think of it more as a lifestyle. Other people don't understand your need for coffee. They just don't get how drinking coffee is the only way for you to function. But if you don't have your morning cup of joe, you're a complete mess and, quite frankly, not the nicest person. And you don't understand how some people drink decaf. Like, what even is decaf? If you're going to order decaf, you might as well just order a hot chocolate or a smoothie. Here is the life of a coffee addict as told my Michael Scott.
When you first wake up and haven't had your coffee yet...
...and can't deal with people
When the cafeteria runs out of coffee
When someone asks you a question and you just stand there like an idiot because the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet
You take that first sip and it is everything you hoped for and more
When the line in the coffee shop is out the door...
...then it's finally your turn and the barista knows your order without even asking...
...and you're like
