We have all been there. We have all met him. Hell, some of you have even hooked up with him. Somehow, we keep letting him slip by and into our phone contacts. I bring you: The Fuckboy. Also known as the guy who ain't shit. BEWARE, and if you see him, run far, far away. Here are some things you need to put on your radar to detect a Fuckboy:
1. He asks you if you want to "Netflix and chill."
He considers this a date.
2. He wants to play 20 questions.
The first one is "How many guys have you slept with?"
3. He is disrespectful to his mom.
If he can disrespect his mother, how the hell do you think he will treat you?
4. He's in his fifth year of school and still "undecided"...
AKA "My parents have a lot of money and I like messing around with freshmen, so I keep bombing my classes."
5. He uses Snapchat as his ONLY line of communication.
The second he meets you, he asks if you have one and won't stop until you give him your username.
6. He wears V-necks.
V-necks that can basically reach to his bellybutton.
7. He doesn't "believe in labels."
8. He can like your Instagram pictures but won't text you back.
9. He has a "Fox" or "Monster" tattoo.
10. He "vapes."
For no absolute purpose other than to do "smoke tricks." There's not even any nicotine in the liquid.
11. His Instagram/Twitter name includes things like "Daddy" and "Papi."
#Gross
12. He says all of his exes are "crazy" and refers to other girls as "hoes" and "bitches."
Uh, maybe you're crazy.
13. He has more mirror pictures than you do.
Typically while flexing and taken in the locker room of a gym.
14. He wears Nike tube socks with boat shoes.
Add the PFG and chubbies, and you've got the "you can beat my ass but my daddy will sue" outfit.
15. Just like phones in the early 2000s, he's only free after 9 p.m.
- He shows up empty handed to parties. But then tries to drink everyones alcohol.
16. He wears white sunglasses.
Sometimes a fedora, too.
17. IF, and only if, the horrible decision happens where you tell him you are getting in the shower, he says, "Without me ):"
Yes, without you.
18. He says, "You're pretty for a _____*"
*Insert thick girl, black girl, white girl, etc.
19. He's a "homophobe."
Nah dude, you're just an asshole.
There are many more Fuckboy tendencies to add to the list. However, use these 19 to start off with. Keep your eye out, watch your back, and don't EVER fuck with a Fuckboy.








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