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The First Five-Hundred Words That Came To Mind While I Bullshit Another Article

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Steven C. McKnight
Oct 24, 2016
Susquehanna University
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The First Five-Hundred Words That Came To Mind While I Bullshit Another Article

America

Butthole

White

People

Flag

Swedish

Pope

Catholicism

Pyromania

Rock

Pop

Bullshit

Guitar

Xylophone

Euphonium

Dragon

Wings

Fire

Burning

Catholics

Witches

Monty Python

Holy Grail

She Turned Me Into A Newt

I Got Better

Existentialism

Who Are We

What Are We

When Are We

Why Are We

Why Are We Not

Because We Suck

Purple

Green

Yellow

Pokémon

Pikachu

Electric

Lightning

Being Electrocuted To Death

Slightly Preferable To French Class

No

Noo

Nooo

Noooo

Nooooo

Noooooo

Nooooooo

Noooooooo

Noooooooooo

Incongruity

Darth Vader

Death Star

Freddie Mercury

Rest In Peace

We Are The Champions

Except For That Guy

That Guy Sucks

Screw That Guy

No

Not Like That

Erotica

Computer

Desktop

Laptop

Website

Quarter

One Quarter Of The Way Done

This Is My One-Hundred And Thirty-Ninth Word

That Was A Lie

It Was The One-Hundred And Fortieth

Got Ya There

Ha

You Suck

Actually You Do Not Suck

He Sucks

In More Ways That One

Because He Is Gay

That Was Rude

Sorry Guy

Is This Poetry

This Is Poetry

I Should Publish This

I Will Make Millions

Deadlines

The Girl

Petitions

Shippers

Make It Stop

Please God Make It Stop

Fire

Hellfire

Priests

Catholics

That Was The Third Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

That Was The Fourth Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

That Was The Fifth Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

That Was The Sixth Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

I Should Stop This

This Is Not What Bullshit Is About

Bullshit Is About Shit Of Bulls

CaPiTaLiZaTiOn

Ooh

That Was Neat

I sHoUlD tRy ThAt MoRe OfTeN.

No That Looks Lame

This Is My Three-Hundredth Word

That Was A Lie

I Do Not Know Which Word That Was

I Have Been Typing For A While

Butthole

I Do Not Know How Many Words I Have Typed

Butthole

But I

Butthole

Will

Butthole

Persist

Butthole

Butthole

Butthole

Butthole

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Butthole

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Butthole

Butthole

Butthole

All Of The Buttholes

I Hope My Editor Likes This

Kes Is Great

She Makes Me Happy

You Are The Best Kes

Please Don't Censor Me

Butthole

No

I Did Not Mean That

No More Butthole

Only Creative Words Here

O All Powerful Kes

O All Knowing Kes

Keyboard

Kazoo

Aardvark

Typewriter

Fantasy

Butthole

Forms

Hand Sanitizer

Sanity

Santa

Presents

Time Travel

TARDIS

Doctor Who

Sadness

Crippling Depression

British People

Crippling Depression

Peter Capaldi

Crippling Butthole

Scottish Accents

Butthole Depression

That Sounds Like A Disease Of The Bowels

No More Butthole

British People

Sherlock

Season Four

Coming Soon

2020

Netflix And Chill

Hulu And Freezing To Death

YouTube And Cryogenics

Three More Words

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