If you're a fan of "The Office," the Dundies probably holds a very special place in your heart. Well, the show is obviously over, but I think what Michael would have wanted is for us to keep the tradition going. I've come up with my own version to honor different categories spanning through the entire show. So here's to the Dundies, long gone, but never forgotten.
1. BIGGEST EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER: Pam Beesly
There is no doubt about it. Pam went through a lot from season to season. She started out as a shy and awkward receptionist, engaged to FREAKING ROY. She was always unsure of herself and her feelings for Jim, and when Jim left and came back with Karen, she had to suck it up and pretend like she didn't care. But we all know she did because she cried about it all the time. The list goes on and on with the emotional ups and downs this girl has gone through. Most of the time, it was a train wreck. But when Pam and Jim finally tied the knot (in the cutest way possible), it was all worth it.
2. BEST DRESSED/SASSIEST ATTITUDE OF ALL TIME: Kelly Kapoor
Y'all, Kelly was so fabulous and no one even knew it because they never gave her the time of day. Even though she completely wasted her time and talents on Ryan (the worst), she still found ways to subtly insult people and give us some insight on what the world is really all about. She went to some minority management program and came back super smart, and moved on up to getting engaged to a fetch-ass pediatrician named Ravi. Although in the last episode, she did leave him and run away with Ryan and his baby Drake. But whatever,that just goes to show SHE DOES WHAT SHE WANTS people.
3. BEST/WORSE COURSE OF ACTION: Dwight Schrute vs. Roy & Dwight Schrute vs. Bat & Dwight Schrute vs. Fire
I really don't even know what to say about this. Dwight may or may not be the person you want around during a crisis. Sometimes, he's really good at it, like when Roy found out Pam kissed Jim and stormed in to punch him, but in a split second Dwight sprayed Roy with mace and saved Jim. Other times however.....like when he trapped Meredith's head in a trash bag with a bat in order to catch the critter, or when he started an ACTUAL FIRE in the office for a fire drill. Don't forget the time he was on wedding crasher duty at Phyllis' wedding and kicked out the uncle who had dementia thinking he was a wedding crasher. The incidents are endless, but we know Dwight had good intentions.
4. LEAST SELF-AWARE PERSON ON THE PLANET: Andy Bernard
This one is self-explanatory.
5. CRAZIEST BETCH THERE EVER WAS: Jan Levinson
Yo, poor Michael had no idea what he was getting into when he started hooking with Jan, his then boss. After a while though she drained him of his money, moved into his condo and started making candles, and had sperm-donor baby named ASSTURD, knowing that all Michael ever wanted was to have a family. Lol just kidding, the baby's name was Astrid, but Michael could never pronounce it right. Wacko Jan will never be forgotten.
SO CONGRATS DUNDIES WINNERS AND STAY TUNED FOR MORE TO COME!
