"Miss, can I see your ID, please?"
"Sure, here you go."
**Examines it closer than his last Tinder swipe.** "This doesn't appear to be real."
"Are you kidding me? I'm 21. I am an adult and I got my license from the DMV."
If you're one of those people who go through this pretty much every time you go out, then I feel your pain. It's a curse—the curse of the baby face. And it isn't just limited to women.
Whenever you decide to be social, there's a chance certain establishments won't let you in because they think that your real ID is a fake.
On a rare night out, I have ventured out to the Akron bar scene, ready to live it up, only to have my ID examined, glared at, and brutally accused of being a fake. Because when the bouncer's look at my face, all they see is minor written on my forehead. I've even had a bouncer ask me if "I'm sure I'm 21," as if I wouldn't know my own freaking age. All of my friends get in no problem, some of them not even having to take out their IDs, and I'm one of the only one who gets stopped at the door.
I feel like one of those people that can't ride a certain rollercoaster, one of the ones that has the huge drop and three loops, and no matter how much I will myself to grow an extra inch, I just never make the cut.
As a baby face, I feel like I'm closely monitored in bars, too. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but I swear it feels like the bouncer does a crazy, baseball signal that tells the bartenders to be on the lookout for this suspicious baby face that may or may not have a real ID.
I know my sister, who is 24 and looks like she's 16, had an experience in a Wal-Mart, of all places. She went in to get those margaritas in the bag that you can just freeze and serve, and when she went to checkout, the cashier rudely told her that her ID was a fake and she wasn't accepting it. My sister, guns blazing, shot back and said, "Well, if you don't believe me you can just call the police and have them come and verify it." The cashier promptly checked her out without any more questions.
If there is any kind of silver lining to having a baby face, it's that people think you're younger than you actually are, which is kind of nice. And the older we get, the more we'll probably appreciate being carded. Especially when you start having high school reunions and your classmates have started balding or haven't quite lost their baby weight yet. Maybe you'll be voted, "Hasn't Changed Since High School." Hey, it's the little things.
So, for all my fellow baby faces out there, just take every remark, glare, and stupid comment with a grain of salt. Because there will be a time when you're lucky you have that Fountain of Youth baby face.



















