Nothing explains a standard college party better than stock photos with absolutely no context. Where do they come from? Why are they here?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The most important thing is that they exist, and here, they serve a divine purpose: to explain the bizarre, (and usually shameful,) antics of the average college weekend get-together.
When you're rolling into the party ready to show off your sick game
When you're prepped and ready to look for your soulmate at this shindig
When a guy comes up to you and tries to talk to you and you know the conversation will be going nowhere but you still want to be nice about it
When you get a text from your mom asking how the studying and abstinence is going
When you're rocking out to those sweet, tasty jams
When your crush at the party makes a move, putting their best foot forward
When you and the squad begin to full-on rage
When the completely 100% legal substances in which you consumed responsibly start to kick in
When you're so far gone that even the harshest aspects of reality can't reach you
When the entire party is just falling apart around you but you're still trying to keep your cool
When you leave the party that night with the gross food that no one ate
When you and the squad try to write about the party on Facebook the next morning but remember nothing about it
When you realize that you have two projects, four essays and the annotations of a quarter of the textbook due on Monday when you spent all weekend at that sick party
I'm...I'm so tired. I just need rest. I do.
