You’ve swiped right but now it’s time for the first date or hook up, whatever. You ask him what car he’s picking you up in and he answers you with one of the following. Well, don’t you fret, because I’ve interpreted and predicted the dude for you just by the car he drives.
1. Truck
With truck pics all over his dating profiles and social media, it can only mean one (of three) thing(s): he’s a real country boy, a straight-up hick, or a poser. Only time will tell.
2. Subaru
This guy is probably a questionable driver, and he’s the dude that always wears sunglasses at night or indoors for no reason.
3. The Minivan
No question about it, he's total mama’s boy and will have you home by 9 pm sharp AND will walk you to your front door.
4. Toyota Camry
Like the Minivan Mama’s boy, this dude is a nice and reliable, just like his car.
5. Porsche
He will probably be your sugar daddy and definitely wants to be called daddy.
6. Range Rover
We get it. He's spoiled. And there's a chance he's also a f*ckboy. And he knows it. But let's face it, that won't stop you.
7. Jeep
He supposedly uses his car solely for “explorin’” but let's be real, it's obviously to feed his ego and for the likes on his Instagram pictures with the front of his car.
8. Volkswagen Beetle
He has a sensitive side, especially when you punch him after you see what car he drives. (apparently, it’s his sister’s car)
9. Collectible car
This guy spends his weekends fixing up his “family heirloom” with his dad, only to take what feels like 10 years to explain the "dual engine and turbo boost thingy" when you hang out.
10. Prius
He’s all about saving the environment, kale, and is probably Vegan, and is also probably your Uber ride home.
11. Cadillac
“Now me and her go way back like Cadillac seats”. Yeah...that or y’all are literally gonna go back in those seats because this dude knows what he’s doing.
12. Suburban
He gives a quick s/o to his dad for letting him borrow the car before you two leave, knowing damn well that there’s so much room for activities…
13. Motorcycle
This guy gives zero f*cks about the law or what anyone has to say. You're in your bad boy phase and it's showing.
14. No car
...no problem? Well, he could be way too young for you or he's just ballin' on a budget like the rest of us.
It's not all about looks and personality, the method of transportation is up there right along side those two because you obviously deserve the best. And at that, I leave you this defined list and I wish you the best of luck on all of your dating endeavors.
