Hello, my friends! As we all know and love, It's October! The time of year where we binge watch classic horror movies like "The Exorcist," "Scream," "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," and many others until the 31st of the month. I'm pretty sure you all know what day that is.

Yes, Halloween. The Holiday filled with horror, gore, fake blood, candy organs, as well as haunted houses, hayrides, and corn mazes. The most important thing is though is the costumes, the parties, and (depending on how old you are) trick or treating!

However, if you're not living under a rock, you've probably heard of "The Blair Clown Project." That's my little nickname for the epidemic that is taking over America, and eventually the world. So basically, a band of people across the country, either really organized all of this, or one person did it, it went viral, and then everyone thought, "Hey! I want to scare the living crap out of people too! Let's dress up as clowns."

Okay, so many people may love clowns.

However, I am not one of those people. Those things are the spawns of satan. So of course, when I walk home at night, I place an extra set of eyes on the back of my head. (Now, clowns who may be reading this, THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO HUNT ME.)

FYI to all clowns, okay it might have been a funny scare you know, like the first several sightings, you know when you're just waving or holding balloons, but when you all are carrying a sledgehammer and running at someone with it, you need to CHILL.

I don't think it's too funny either when Penn-State decides to have a 6,000 student clown hunt riot in the middle of the street. I also don't think it's funny when I receive an email, telling me how to handle a clown situation from my university.

(This gif does not accurately represent what you should do in case of a clown crisis.)

In conclusion, this gif below accurately represents my desires if I ever see a clown in a close proximity. However, I wouldn't have to do this to y'all if y'all just...I don't know, maybe like...

STOP IT?!

Thank you, goodbye, and hopefully, your Halloween is "Blair Clown Project" free.

(No, seriously, stay safe, these clown people are crazy.)